helluva boss parent scenarios

you're first word

Blitzø

You playing with your toys on the ground while your dad was doing paperwork, you wanted attention since ponies weren't fun. Crying doesn't get your dad's attention anymore you started to think on what can. Moxxie walked in to ask Blitzø something and you thought of something you heard your dad call him this before.

"B-b-baby dick haver! "

Moxxie stood there tired that he has to deal with a mini Blitzø

"Nevermind" Moxxie walked out the room

Blitzø picked you up

"You really are my kid"

You got so much attention after that

Moxxie & Millie

The couple were going to visit Millie's family and and for her family to meet you but they got called back into work so her parents were looking after you

"Hey kiddo wanna ride a horse" Sally may said

You just sat their giggling

"I take that as a yes"

"Sally don't, your sister will be pissed she is overprotective"
Her mother yelled

"She won't be pissed off if she doesn't know" Sally said as she picked you up and took you outside

6 hours later

"We're back!" Millie said

"Hey Mildred" Sally may said as she gave you to your mother

Millie hugged you

"I missed you sugar"

"Horse!" You yelled

Millie hugged you tighter

"She's been saying that ever since you left" Sally may said

"And you didn't bother to call us!?" Millie said a bit pissed off

Moxxie took you from Millie's arms as she scolded her sister. You yawed and fell asleep

Loona

You were in the living room bored out your mind and your mom was sleeping in the couch.
You got hungry, you tried to wake your mom up but it wasn't working so you thought to say something.

"FOOD" you yelled

Loona woke up scared then she saw you

"Hey pup" your mom said a bit tired since she just woke up

"Wait what did you say!?"

Stolas

Stolas been wanting you to talk since it's about time for you to

"Come on Y/n say daddy!" Stolas said trying to motivate you

"STOLAS DID YOU FUCKING SLEEP WITH THAT IMP IN OUR BED AGAIN!?" Stella screamed

Stella started to scream at him until what you said

"Bitch"

The two looked at you shock and Stella looked offended and more pissed off then she was before

"What the fuck did you call me!?" Stella yelled as she started to walk towards you

"Calm down Stella!" Stolas said as he stand in front of you

"Maybe it just a big misunderstanding" the owl said

"Fine. But if they call me that again they'll regret it." She said before walking off

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A/n

Sorry this took longer than expected since I didn't know what to write but I hope you enjoyed this and stay tooned for the next one 👍