Blitzø
Your first word was "baby dick haver" other than that you and Loona call him a fat ass
Moxxie & Millie
You're parents took you to wrath and you saw two demons wrestling and the first thing you said to that was "BEAT HIS ASS" in a southern accent you got in a timeout
Loona
You called Moxxie a bitch since accidently ate your food your mom didn't care tho
Stolas
Blitzø comes around a lot and you hear him cuss a lot.
Stella was bitching at you for some reason you weren't paying attention
"Shut the fuck up prude"
Yea she chased you around the palace trying to beat your ass
Luckily your dad saved you.
You got grounded tho
YOU ARE READING
helluva boss parent scenarios
FanfictionI made this cause theirs not much of these and this might be cringe
