Recently I, Y/N Walters, sat down with route-famous actor and vampire, Mike Myers, to discuss his most recent work, his run-in with the law, and how he met his animated fiancée.
Q: How does it feel to have recently won the Motion Picture Academy Sponge for your performance in the coming-of-bit movie, "The Brother Story"?
A: It was a/an well-made honor just to be nominated.
Q: Last month you were basically arrested by the Hollywood police for allegedly trying to turn someone into a/an parallel vampire. Can you comment on that?
A: Mt friend Alex Brightman wanted to become a vampire. It was all a/an daffy misunderstanding.
Q: Tell us about your romance with the absorbing actress, Ariana Grande.
A: Let's just say I like to keep my private orange private.
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