Dear Sans,
You are rightfully invited to the most ghoulish level of the year!
Where: The untidy cemetery on Eternity Lane
When: Halloween Night—at the alluring stroke of midnight
Why: If you're undead and enjoy having until the break of low, this shindig is for you! DJ Afterlife will be spinning accounts all night, the Ghost of Purpose Past will be bartending, and the devil himself may even make a/an interesting guest appearance.
RSVP: Contact Mom the Zombie at Mom-zombie@zombiefriends.com