Y/n pov
As I was walking around new york I start to have that feeling again I'm not sure what it is but it feels like someone is following me I turn to see well nothing but I was not ready for what was in front of me I turn back around to see a BIG FUCKING LIZARD "AHHH WTF!?!?" I was about to run away until a portal pops right in front of me and I see that lizard again before I can scream again the lizard covered my mouth "Can you please stop yelling you are hurting my ears " "y-you can talk?" "No, I'm just a hologram OF COURSE I CAN FUCKIN TALK!" "Oh my God, a talking lizard " " Okay dickhead 1. I am not a lizard 2. I have a name"
*Insert cricket sound*
"Um, what is it?" "What is what?" "Omg you are dumb WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHAT ARE YOU DAMN IT!?" "Okay okay I'm a turtle and my name is Leonard but people call me Leon or Leon neon " "Okay I'm just going to call you Leo because Leon neon sounds stupid as fuck" * Dramatic gasp* How dare you Leon neon is a great nickname " "Yeah for a kids birthday party " "Ugh fuck you well anyways here" "What is this?" "My phone number because we are friends now and I can't have you going around saying how you met a talking turtle, oh and I didn't get your name good sir" " The name is y/n " Hm nice name anyways I got to go you got my number so call me " before I can say something anything he was already gone
' Oh well I've going to have some weird dreams at night '
Thanks to 💁🏽♀️Farflight2029for the request
