(WAAH SORRY THIS IS TAKING SO LONG!!!! i got really distracted from a lot of personal stuff so I can't work on this a lot!! I wrote this at 9:00 in the afternoon.
Fun fact: this part was meant to involve Spaci, but I didn't know how to involve spaci in this.)
Anthony and Jeremy explode and fall out of the sky.
Jeremy: Dude, what was that for?
Anthony:IM TRYING TO GET US A TV!?!?!? What dO YOU WANT FORM ME??!?!??
The two brothers did a bit of squabbling for a while before they get exhausted.
Anthont: MAN, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!????
Jeremy: here, I know what will cheer you up!!!
Jeremy gives Anthony some corn from a nearby corn farm.
Jeremy: Here you go.
Anthony: OH UH, THANKS.
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The red barn doors open, out comes a very... ahem, special farmer. He was ready to inspect and grow some more corn.
He went around to make sure that no corn went missing.
"HMM... I REALLY HOPE THAT ALL MY CORNS IS SAFE"
He was about to go back into the farm before realizing that ONE OF THE CORNS WAS MISSING!!!!
The farmer gasps in a cartoonish way, and he was absolutely flabbergasted.
He looked to his left and noticed two dumbasses that looked exactly like him. One was green and another was yel I mean orange. And the yel-orange one WAS EATING HIS CORN!!!!!!!!!!!
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"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING EATING MY CORN!!!!"
Jeremy: huh who was that
Anthony: what
The brothers looked and saw a farmer. He was the same height as them. He had blue overalls, a red shirt, two floating hand and a green hat.
Jeremy: see? Now look what you got us into Anthony!!!
"ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME? GET OUT BEFORE I BLOCK YOU!!"
Anthony: WHO ARE YOU MISTER STRANGER WITH A CORN FARM
"IM BAMBI, AND YOURE GONNA BE SCREWED IF YOU DONT LEAVE!!!"
Bambi grabbed a corn stalk and prepared to whack them with it
Anthony: OH MY GOD THEYRE GONA HIT US!!!
Jeremy: Mr Bambi, we just need a television and we will leave
"WHY SHOULD I GIVE TWO CORN THIEVES WHO'VE STOLEN MY STYLE AND MY CORN A TELEVISION?!?!?"
Jeremy:we really need it because we don't have money, and we've went through a magic televise to get one
"NO, GET OUT AND SHUT UP!!!!1?1??22!1!!1!!4'edtvictvwcrxubuha"
All of a sudden, Hjoim falls out of the sky because he went into the television like an idiot.
Hjoim: wha..? How'd I even-
"HEY!!! ARE YOU STEALING CORN WITH THEM TOO!?!???"
Hjoim: wait... YOU TWO TRIED STEALING MY TV!!!"
Hjoim points at Jeremy and Anthony
"AND YOU THREE TRIED STEALING MY CORN!!!"
Bambi points at Jeremy, Anthony and Hjoim.
Hjoim: NO! THEY ARE STEALING MY TV!!!
Bambi: "SHUT UP! YOURE STEALING MY CORN AND YOU KNOW IT!"
Hjoim: NO! YOURE STRELAING MY TELEVISION AND YOU CANT!!!
Bambi: YOURE STEALING MY TELEVISION!!! IMA BLOCK YOU!!!
Hjoim and Bambi started fighting
Jeremy: We should get outta here.
Anthony: YEAH, WE SHOULD.
Jeremy and Anthony leave.
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