Is it wrong to be a stand user in the dungeon?

Justice

This is the life, a simple, quiet life on a farm with helpers. Triceratops to help plow the field made from boulders all around my backyard, horses I tamed and befriended, and even some birds too. I also made some dinosaur-themed fossil fences using some random shit I found. Why? Dinosaurs are cool! 

I have velociraptors as guard dogs and they eat monsters so all is good! 

Everything would be better if...

"Thank you for the meal, Demeter," A certain group was not looking for my help.

After my initial rejection, Demeter went to visit to borrow a triceratops in exchange for some vegetables and saw Astraea, being in the same pantheon and being related... I dunno how exactly because... Greek Mythology, and invited her and her Familia for lunch with me. 

Not one to reject free food, I agreed and currently have some apples and mangoes on a plate. No vegetables cause vegetables taste like sad! Strangely... a Saber-tooth tiger, one of the most dangerous carnivores in prehistoric times, melted on Astraea's hands. Sure, I did not order him to attack or kill anyone, but how?! 

Well, I do have a dire wolf the size of a horse lying down behind me and using it as a pillow. Apparently, Scary Monsters doesn't only turn things into dinosaurs but prehistoric life. I have dogs now though. Dogs the size of a horse made from some boulders that have fluffy bodies. Why have dinosaurs as guards? Well, they are cool and honestly, more terrifying. 

Biting into the apple, I could feel the juices in my mouth. So good! I want more! Huh? 

"What do you want?" I asked the green-eyed redhead in front of me. 

"We need your help." 

"DAGA KOTOWARU!" I replied bluntly as I leaned back on the fur of my Dire wolf. "Helping you would make my life harder than it is," it was true. While I can easily wipe out the Ishtar Familia, the cons were too much for the pros. Besides, I am not a hero.

"Why? Countless lives are at stake here?!" The redhead said as she looked at me. 

"Not my problem," I said as I looked at her. It was true, while many may die, I have no relationship with them so it does not bother me. Hmm, these apples are really great! 

"How could you say that?!" The woman said with a glare aimed at me. 

"Simple, by thinking rationally," I said with a smile. "You are adventurers, people blessed by the divine, and could be classified as calamities on your own but I'm just a normal human," I said as I looked at them. Let's just ignore that I have a stand and can stop time. 

"Bullshit!" The redhead said. "I saw you turn a tree to a... whatever that is!" She said while pointing to a raptor with a bowtie courtesy of the pink-haired Pallum. It carried a tray in its arms as it walked around. "And this!" She said, showing the disk from last night. 

"The only reason I did that is because those assholes messed with my dinner," I said as I looked at her and tossed the remains of my apple to the dire wolf. "If they didn't then I would have just ignored them" I replied as I looked at her, armor over her chest, shins, shoulder... light armor and that sword... she must have magic. She has thicc thighs- eep! I could feel a cold glare coming from the hooded figure eating an apple. "That is unless you pay me, not just with money though," I said with a smirk as I looked at her. 

While money is good, favors are better. 

"You..." The redhead said, recoiling as she covered her chest. 

"Not sexual favors." I clarified. "You're hot, I admit but this is my life we're talking here," I said as I looked at her. "IF I do help you, I want my identity to be hidden. Some items, and stuff depending on how hard it is," I said as I looked at her. "Starting from 200 million Vallis," I said to her. Sure, I could get that in the casinos but I need to be careful in winning the games. 

"What?!" 

"200 million Vallis in Vallis and items, as well as a favor," I said to her. "That is my starting condition," I said as I looked at her. "That along with my identity being hidden," I said as I stood up and smirked at her. 

"Fine..." She growled out and before she could react, I stopped time. HAHAHA ZA WARUDO! TOKI WA TOMARE! She has a nice ass though. But not now, carrying my dire wolf I let myself get flattened between me and him to activate my ability, D4C. 

Popping into an office, I looked at a version of myself and gave him a wave. 

"What is it?" Alternate me asked as he closed his book. 

"Ishtar Familia, Evilus," I said to my handsome, better-looking alternate! Man, that is a nice scar. 

"4 million Vallis," My alternate said as he looked at me. 

"Deal,"  Dropping the required amount, in monster crystals, on the table, I took the book and smiled. "Pleasure doing business with you," I said before dropping a towel on top of my head, only to reappear less than a second later, still inside the ten-second time stop that I can use. Fun fact, numerous dimensions have different time periods, meaning one second which could mean a minute before or after another dimension. 

Damn... traveling to another dimension in Timestop is more draining than usual. 4 seconds left. I want to feel some... I want coffee...

Deciding to play a prank, I raised the book and gently but surely, bonked her on the head. It would have hit her if not for the time stop ending early and the instincts of a level four allowed her to dodge... a bit. 

"Uhmm... I will give you a 100 million Valli discount if you want," I said as I looked at her in the eyes nervously while wishing for Wonderful World: Za Warudo's cooldown to happen. The back of my hand, holding the book, was on top of her breastplate and the air got hotter. Well, since I am dead, I might as well. "You have a nice ass...?"  

"Go die, pervert!" She said as a burst of flames suddenly erupted from her body and launched me away from her and everything went black. 

How long ago was that, I did not know, the next thing I know, I was on a bed with Ciri smiling at me as she sat on a chair. 

"We should stop meeting like this," She said with a smile that made me... annoyed and aroused. What? A beautiful girl that can kick my ass is here. "Though, uncle Vesemir would like to disagree after what you did?" 

"What are you talking about?" I asked as I pushed myself up, only to be carried by someone. Reacting on instinct, I turned myself into a raptor and jumped in the air before turning into a human, escaping from the arms. "Wait... Old man?" I asked, noticing the slight scratch I made on his torso through his armor when I turned to a raptor. 

"Shit... Here," I said while handing him a potion only to receive a laugh. 

"No worries, my boy! In fact, I should be the one thanking you. You single-handedly saved the witcher trade." 

Wait... What the fuck?!