1) Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
2) Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.
3) What do you call a sleeping pizza?
piZZZZZZa
4) Why doesnt Jay-Z eat Raisin Bran?
Cause hes got 99 problems but fiber aint one
5) If Jake has 30 chocolate bars, and eats 25, what does he have?
Diabeties....Jake has diabeties...
6) Did you hear about the angry pancake?
He just flipped
