Monkey•D •Luffy x Reader

Hisok- I mean, Buggy

I really hope no one saw that shit. I just wanna die right now.

"HAHAHAHAH. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WITNESS?!?!"

I died instantly as Zoro came from the shadows. It's like the gods are punishing me. Zoro started to make fun of me. I turned red as a tomato as he calmed his titts down.

"Oi, have you found Luffy yet green bean?"

"Green bean the fuck?"

Zoro grabbed Wilson and chucked him across the town. My jaw dropped as my soul left my body.

"NOOOOOOO WILSON IM SORRY!!! WILSON!!!"

Zoro tossed me over his shoulder and runs. Tears run down my face as we get farther from Wilson. He was a good snail, the best snail that I would ever have.

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"Hey guys, why am I in a cage?"

Luffy asked. The crew just laughed as Buggy went up to Nami and asked her name.

"Girl, what do you call yourself?"

"I'm Nami."

Buggy smiled and threw his arms in the air.

"THEN LETS HAVE A WELCOME PARTY FOR OUR NEW FRIEND NAMI LETS CELEBRATE!!!"

Everyone cheered as they got down and started partying. One barrel after the other, the alcohol was gone. Shii, there was a dude that had like 6 bottles in his mouth. Nami sat in front of Buggy, having a conversation.

"What's wrong? This party's in your honor!"

After asking, he took a big chuck and Nami sat there, thinking on how she'll get the map back. And to swipe Buggy's treasure while she's at it.

Luffy in the other hand; was stretching out his arm, trying to get the meat on the table.

"I........wanna eat too."

Luffy said as he struggled to get the meat. Due to it being too far, his arm flings back and made him fall to his side.

"DAMMIT!"

While everyone is having a good time, Buggy starts laughing like a mad man.

"THIS IS FLASHINGLY GREAT."

He commands his men to prepare yet another Special Buggy Ball. Everybody cheered, some dude in the back did a whole ballerina jump. They bring out the cannon and brought out the Buggy Ball.

"W-what's about to happen?"

Nami asks.

"Observe the might of the Buggy Ball."

One of the crew members lit the cannon and covered their ears. Everybody waits in a unsettling silence until a big bang was heard. Nami gasped in fear as she saw the damages of the Buggy Ball. It blew most of the town, the noise was beyond loud. After the smoke was gone, it revealed a bunch of broken houses. Everybody cheered.