Y/n are the son of the ruler of outer gods, Azathoth. You don't know how, but you ended up in the Pride ring. Curiosity consumes you, as you explore the place called IMP city, but you're briefly interrupted by a man in red.
A/n yes, this is after the part y/n finally saw the human world, I couldn't figure out anything interesting enough to write about so i skipped it.
Blitzo: Alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... *looks at Moxxie*
[Moxxie gives him a wtf look in resposne]
Blitzo: Now, anyone got some ideas that could potentially help us get business drumming up again. Millie, Y/N?
Millie: OOO, how about a car wash! *eyes sparkling*
Y/N: Millie, this is hell, no one cares about having things Clean. How about a billboard?
Blitzo: I like your thinking Y/N!
Moxxie: sir, we can't afford a billboard.
Blitzo: *Wraps his arm over Moxxies shoulder* Helpfull Moxxie, really glad you're in the room right now. Have you guys forgotten what kind of service we provide?
[Blitzo turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitzo whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, Y/N rips a mans head off, and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs. Then, it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie, Y/N, and Blitzo eating popcorn.
Blitzo and Y/N: Ah, those were good times.
Moxxie: I don't need any reminding sir. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally payed to have run for a full 3 hours on a channel, nobody watches.
Blitzo: Uh, hey, excuse me? What "obnoxious" about a super fun jingle, alright? Its a fun distraction when an advertisements spitting bullshit. I even got Y/N to help with it.
Millie: People love musicals sir!
Blitzo: Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doing a musical, just, with killing. Are you trying to crush my dreams like my dad did?
Moxxie: Sir-
Blitzo: 'Cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside.
Y/N: That's weird....
Millie: are you trying to crush his dreams, Moxxie?
Moxxie: I--What?
Millie: *flirtatiously* I thought i knew you.
Blitzo: I can't believe you, Moxxie! *he holds up a picture of Moxxie, under it says employee of the month* Even after i made you employee of the month instead of Y/N!
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Y/N: *Wheeze* That is the ugliest, photo i've ever seen!
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