[The scene opens up to a shot of Heaven's golden gates. The gates open and "Cherub towne" is shown. Cletus flies in front of the camera.]
Cletus: Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did somethin' good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's!
[The Cherubs begin singing]
[The Cherubs appear on a small, old-fashioned TV which zooms out onto the imp headquarters.Blitzo blasts the TV with his flintlock pistol, and it explodes.]
Millie: Nice one, B!
Blitzo: Gimme another, .
[Moxxie nervously sweeps away the flaming debris and puts another old-fashioned TV onto the stand. He turns it on with a scared look on his face. the 666 news The logo appears. Blitzo pours gunpowder into his flintlock.]
Blitzo: Eh, nah. Not feelin' it. Next!
[Moxxie switches the channel. A demonically dressed Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically with prominent, bouncing breasts, holding a pitchfork. Moxxie flinches in anticipation. Blitzo and Millie look bored.]
Y/N: Why is he shooting tv's exactly?
Millie: Who knows...
Blitzo: Uh-huh. Keep going, keep goin', keep goin'...
[Moxxie switches the channel again. Wally Wackford appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.]
Wally Wackford: I say, I say, are you lookin' to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets?
[Wally whacks his cane on the wall at either side of him, producing the graphics for "CRAZY CONTRAPTIONS" and "GOOFY GADGETS" as he speaks.]
Wally Wackford: WELL, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory,
[The Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea "Factory" ™ title appears against a similar circular background of classic old cartoons. The panel with the title then falls over forwards, landing with a ]
Wally: where you make the things and I make the money!
[Wally moves close to the screen with a pleading look.]
Wally: Please! I'm very desperate!
Blitzo: Bingo!
[Blitzo shoots and explodes the TV again, scattering debris.]
Millie: WOO! You're on a roll, sir!
Y/N: I am so confused...
[Loona snores and drools while sleeping in a chair. She has one foot up on the table that twitches in her sleep. A plastic cup with her name written on it and filled with water sits on the table next to her foot. She is awoken by a rumbling which also knocks her cup over, spilling its contents.]
Loona: Guys... do you feel that?
Blitzo: Oh, shit! Is that a hellshake?
Y/N: You get those down here?
Moxxie: That's possible?
Millie: Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!
[Moxxie's tail stiffens from being startled by Millie's sudden outburst. She then grabs his arms in an attempt to "calm" him.]
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Helluva boss: Prince of the gods
FanfictionY/n are the son of the ruler of outer gods, Azathoth. You don't know how, but you ended up in the Pride ring. Curiosity consumes you, as you explore the place called IMP city, but you're briefly interrupted by a man in red.
