Blitz: YN! C'mon, we're getting drinks!
Y/n: Sir with all due respect, todays my only day off and id-
Blitz: To bad! *pushes Y/N into the van*
[the gang drove to a nearby bar. The smell of the bar reminded Y/N of his alcohol addiction he had a year ago]
Y/N: Fucking interrupting my only day off.... uuuuh Ill get a uuuuuh....Margarita aaand uuuuh......
Blitz: For fuck sakes Y/N this isn't a drive thru! A fireball please.
Y/N: Ill just get Beelzejuice.
[The gang sat their, waiting for their drinks, but Y/n had a curious expression. He felt a familiar presence nearby, before he could do anything about it, the doors to the bar violently swung open. A figure wearing a yellowish-golden robe entered the bar, sitting next to y/n]
???: Whiskey...
[The figure sat there waiting for its drink, completely ignoring the stares that Y/N and the gang were giving it]
Y/N: What's a god like you doing in a place like this? Hastur.
Hastur: So,you still recognize me after all this time huh? Y/N...
Y/N: I asked you a question, and i expect an answer from you.
Hastur: Yes yes, ill answer you momentarily. *pours the glass of whiskey into its nonvisible mouth*. Im here, for you. Y/N
Y/N:...You gay?
Hastur: NO! ugh...i meant im here to retrieve you! Ever since you left, Nyarlethotep has taken over!
Y/N: Oh look at my lil brother, finally accomplishing something.
Hastur: Y/N this is serious! Nyarlethotep plans to kill Azathoth, and you knows what happens if he succeeds.
Y/N: Yeah yeah, everything gets erased.....Isn't it basically impossible to kill my dad?
Hastur: Yes, but there's always a chance he finds a way.
Y/N: Right....*sniff* so you, really didn't come here to see me? *fake tears began flowing from his eyes*
Hastur: Wait- No don't cry! I'm sorry!
Y/N: WOW....seems Nyar really has you all in a chokehold. You'd never apologize to me, let alone be this...affectionate towards me. Normally it'd be a "Suck it up" Or "quit being a pussy".
Hastur: ...hang yourself
Y/N: There it is! On the topic still, if i do come back, not saying i will, what do i get out of this?
Hastur: You get to, not see everything and everyone you love including yourself be erased? Please...Y/N, Do this not just for me, but for everyone else. Hell, i'll do anything for your help...
Y/N: I WANT HEAD!-
Blitz: SOOO Y/N, gonna introduce me to your friend here?
Y/N: I was in the middle of something! but sure....this is Hastur.
Blitz: A-as in the king in yellow??? Do i bow?
Hastur: Oh please, no need for that.
Blitz: M&M! Get over here and show your respect!
Hastur: Please...don't-
Moxxie: Sorry, who are we showing are respect to- HASTUR!???
Hastur: Y-yeah that's..me...
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Helluva boss: Prince of the gods
FanfictionY/n are the son of the ruler of outer gods, Azathoth. You don't know how, but you ended up in the Pride ring. Curiosity consumes you, as you explore the place called IMP city, but you're briefly interrupted by a man in red.
