Incorrect Jia pt2

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Jia: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU! 

Jay: Okay, can you do the dishes?

 Jia: No! 


Jia: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude. 


Jia: Why do you think I don't like you? I do. I would kill for you. 

Jia: Ask me to kill for you.

Jungwon: ...First of all, calm down

  

Sunoo, holding a scooter: Jia! Can I go outside and play with this? 

Jia: Sure, whatever. I'm not your parent, okay? 

Sunoo, running outside: Thanks Jia! 

Jia, running out after them and screaming: NOT ON THE STREET! 


Heeseung: I don't even use tubberware anymore. 

Jia: What are you saying? Say it again. 

Heeseung: Tubberware. 

Jia: Say it again. Slow. 

Heeseung: Tubberware. 

Jia: Slow, very slow - actually, say the first syllable. 

Heeseung: Tub. 

Jia: Wrong. 

Heeseung: What do you mean, wrong? 

Jia: I thought I caught that. You're saying tub. It's P. 

Heeseung: What are you talking about? 

Jia: Tupperware. Tupper. 

Heeseung: It's tupper! 

Jia: It's tupper, always has been, always will be. 

Heeseung: I thought it was tubberware because it kind of looks like a tub. 


*Sunghoon  and Jia are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff* 

Sunghoon : oh my god, Jia, backwards!

Jia: Really, Sunghoon ? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.


Jia: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée". 


Jake: It's not gonna work, I'm not a snitch. 

Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.

Jake: Lmao, @Jia.


Ni-ki: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You're supposed to say I have 'the right to remain silent'"! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! 

Jia: *in the cell next to them* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.

  

 Jia: Alright, listen up you little shits. 

Jia: Not you Jungwon. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here. 


Sunoo: We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to their chest* 

Jia: We have heart?

Sunoo: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.


Jay: My hands are cold. 

Jia: Here, let me hold them. 

Jay: My lips are cold too. 

Jia: *covers Jay's mouth with their hand* 

  


   


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