Avengers Meets Star Wars Chatroom~Ask Us!

Soulmate

*Loki comes in, hair everywhere and a bloodied face*

Thor: What happened to you, Brother?

Loki: I tried to talk to a girl. As you can see, it didn't quite work out. She...well, we got into a cat fight.

Tony: Ha! Whoever that girl was, I congratulate her!

Steve: Very funny, Stark. Remember that this isn't your laugh house. You share this program with us.

Natasha: Boys, calm down. Let's show respect for these spacelings.

Anakin: Spacelings? *scoffs* I'm pretty sure we understand what you're saying. Don't talk to us like we're animals. And yes, I know what animals are.

Natasha: (taken aback) I'm sorry, sir-

Anakin: It's General.

Natasha: General. I apologize.

Anakin: *rolls eyes*

Padmé: Anakin, please. These people are kind. Treat them how you would want to be treated. *turns to Natasha* I'm so sorry for my husband's...attitude. He gets this way often.

Natasha: *nods* I see.

Loki: My soulmate is the Tesseract.

*everyone turns to look at him*

Loki: What?