Chapter 1

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Group chat: UwU
JinOLD, ChaeOLD, Junggay, Soupyoung, Tea, lalalisa, JackDAD, Nini.

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ChaeOLD renamed this chat from UwU to Evolution gone wrong.


ChaeOLD
WUSSUPPPP PUTAS
YALL EXCITED FOR FRESHMAN YEAR

Nini
Why would you be excited
It's school.
Also, Fuckoff you dingleberry. You have no right to call me a puta

ChaeOLD
Why is she always salty
Get laid already @Nini

Tea
Chae's excited for school in hope to find a boyfriend 
Which I doubt because who would like her annoying ass

ChaeOLD
Excuse me you son of a bitch go burn in Satan's ass
Jkjk Ily Tae
(no I don't)


Tea
Everyone loves Tae


Junggay
Says your single ass

ChaeOLD
On another note
Who renamed my username

Tea
The old prick

ChaeOLD
Jinyoung why would you do this you old hag
I don't wanna look like I'm related to your annoying ass

JinOLD
HAVE RESPECT TOWARDS YOUR ELDERS
NO COOKIES FOR YOU CHAE AND TAEHYUNG
ALSO, STFU YOUR NEW USERNAME IS BETTER

Junggay
Since we are on the thing (I forgetten what it's called) of usernames why am I Junggay
Also why would you not change sooyong's username as well @JinOLD
Since she is also a young

Nini
Young-? What even

Junggay
Like they all have a young in their name like
chaeYOUNG, jinYOUNG, sooYOUNG 
Get it?

Nini
Kook what drugs are you on

Junggay
the drugs you cant have 

I love how no one answered my kwestion

Nini 

I never asked??

ChaeOLD
Kook you are gay for Tae

Junggay
Ew I would never be gay for Mr. Gossip qween
But-
Kim Namjoon>>>>>>>
Is another story😍😍😍

ChaeOLD
Omg those Namtiddies ✨😍👅

Junggay
IK he is smart, looks good and most imporetently, ✨NAMTIDDIES ✨

Tea
Omg he used punctuation 😭

Junggay
It was autocorrect😭

Soupyoung
JUNGKOOK stfu why are you putting ideas in that old man's head

ChaeOLD
You responded early

Soupyoung
I have things to do

ChaeOLD
*cough* the things she is doing: Sungjae

Soupyoung
I'll just ignore that

Lalalisa

ChaeOLD kook you spelled queen wrong

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ChaeOLD
kook you spelled queen wrong

Soupyoung
Why do you even bother correcting his spelling errors

Lalalisa
I love how everyone ignored me
But I was skimming through the texts and-

ChaeOLD Lisa you hang out with kook to much And even I can see it- Which says something

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ChaeOLD
Lisa you hang out with kook to much
And even I can see it-
Which says something

Lalalisa
This is my normal self
Also how dare you insult me like that

Junggay
Come on its not that bad to be related to me
It's at least better than being related to Jinyoung

ChaeOLD
Liskook needs to happen before I die

Lalalisa
Looks like she is not dying then

JinOLD
What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce?

ChaeOLD
Its one of his dad jokes again isn't it?

JinOLD
A chicken sees a salad 😂😂

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Lalalisa
Jinyoung please get a life

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