A blonde and a lawyer were sitting next to each other on a plane from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question and if you don't know the answer, you give me five dollars and vice versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, if I don't know the answer I pay you five hundred." This catches the blondes attention and, figuring there would be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde reaches into her purse and pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer. "Your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into his air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer.
Frustrated, he sends emails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes up the blonde and gives her five hundred dollars. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer five dollars, and goes back to sleep.
And you thought blondes were dumb.
