Daughter: how could u?! I thought u loved me and now u cheated on me!
Daughter: oh... Sorry dad, that was meant for Jim
Dad: oh
Dad: on a completely unrelated topic, do u know where my shot gun is
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Note again
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Teeth
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Gay...?
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Littering
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Tv
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Pennies
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Buuurrrnn
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Lets play a game
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Lefties, im sorry
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Youre next
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How true is this
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Go blondie!
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Whos the husband?
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Natural causes
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Mom vs. Dad
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911!!!
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Wait... What?!
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Wait... What?!
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Too fast...?
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Lol. Principle is dumb
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Stupid!
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Mom...
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Idk
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Lets get a shot gun
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