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  *Summer Begins*

"Rui, you have to go." I directed. "But, do I call you Megumi or..?" Rui asked. "Listen, you can call me Umi. Or Kama. People call me that for some odd reason." I sighed.
"Now go!" I directed. "Okay... Kama?" Rui questioned. I facepalmed.

*Steak outs lol*

"We can call Inosuke. He—"
"WHATS UP, BI—"
"INOSUKE!!" I shouted. "Hahahahhahahahhaha you can never get me!!" He shouted. "You're not supposed to be in this chapter! We agreed to that!" Y/n stuttered. "I CAN DO ANYTHING! BESIDES, I DONT REMEMBER AGREEING TO ANYTHING LIKE THAT!!"

*Dinner at Tokito's...*
"IGH—URGH!"
"KENTO! I TOLD YOU, THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR—"
"OOOOH ITS JUST ME, MYSELF AND I—"
"MIYUKA"
"DONT NEED MATES TO MULTIPLY!!"
"ITS SO CHEAP TO CREATE LIFE~"

"DOMA GET BACK ON STAGE!! DAMN IT—"

*WHEN CREATING THIS CHAPTER*
"OKAY!! THIS IS GOOD! ALL THE FOOTAGE.. wait, where's the other mistakes for Dinner at Tokito's??" I asked. "Dunno." Doma said. "I blame Daki."

"Okay," I said, grabbing my pistol. Doma looked at me worried. "Umizoomi, what are you doing??"
"I'm going to find someone."

Later...
"Ugh," Daki groaned. I then broke down her door. "Eek!"
"I have a question..." I said.
"What is it??"
"Who deleted the footage of Dinner at Tokito's?"

"You of course!"

"Wut"

"Don't you remember? You deleted the footage because you hated it went and it was embarassing to watch."

"....."

"Yeah."

"... oh..."

*when your mom has fleas*
"Hello! This is Miyuka, and I'm with Kento and Kai! They're my best friends!"
"What about Junya?" Kento asked.
"No, he's gay." Miyuka said.
"Is being asexual being gay..?" Kai asked.
"I prefer neutral." Miyuka sighed.

"Remember that song?" Kento asked. Miyuka and Kai nodded. "It was kind of funny." Miyuka said. "Yeah," Kai sighed, "anyway, let's get to our video."

"Okay guts, this video is about when your mom has fleas." Miyuka said smiling. "And we'll teach you how to get rid of the fleas your mother has!" Kai said enthusiastically. "Oh, is that so?" Kento asked.

"Now, step one:" Miyuka said, grabbing a bat. "This is my baseball bat, by the way. I am in a baseball team from Kimetsu Academy," Miyuka mentioned. Kento then grabbed a pair of socks that were wet. "Is this really nessacary?" He asked. Kai nodded, grabbing his soccer ball.

"Okay, news flash!! Me and my buddies play sports. Kento does Basketball, and Kai does soccer." Miyuka said.

Kento then opened a door. "We have to put these socks on some girl in this room. We have Selena, Koyuki, and Y/n in there. With Nezuko, Kanao, and a girl related to Nezuko." Kento notified.

"Let's avoid those socks touching my sister." Miyuka muttered. "Oh, and Kai, your sister is in here too." Kai's eyes sparkled. "Hana?"
"Yeah, Hana. Is she a cinnamon roll?" Kento asked.

"Never mind that, let's put a sock on someone!"

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"That didn't work out," Miyuka said, rubbing the bump on his head. "We should never have done that." Kai sighed, "I mean, I didn't know girls had that kind of power."
"Dayum.. you two gotten beaten up." Miyuka chuckled. "I only have a bump on my head. Anyway, the socks weren't nessacary. I just wanted to prank kids."

"You're evil." Kento sighed, putting ice on his knee. "Very."

"Hehe!"

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