haha... this is awkward? [ rottmnt x reader, textfic ]

✧ sudden text?

donnie
9:41am, thursday

donnie
So, (Y/N).

you
why are you texting me

this is scary

are you gonna threaten me again

am i gonna die

donnie
Your overthinking reminds me of
Mikey.

And, no. I am not here to threaten you.
Again.

Just texting you to ask some... questions.

you
i dont like how that sounds

that sounds so eerie

eery?

eeree???

how do you english????

im sorry

anyway you sound sus

donnie
This isn't an interrogation.

I think.

you
your 'i think' isnt making me feel any
better ☹️

but whatevs

i dont have anything better to do other
than listening to my teacher speak about
animals

donnie
I will start now.

Your full name?

Your actual age?

Where you live?

Your parents?

you
WOAH WHAT

WHATBARE YOU DOING WITH ALL OF
THIS KNFORMATION???

donnie
Calm down, this isn't an interrogation
at all.

I'm just simply... asking questions
about your personal life even though I
can clearly do it myself, but this isn't
about me.

Answer the questions.

you
you can what

i am scared

donnie
Why should you be scared?

I'm just asking.

you
ugh fineeeee

i'll answer them

donnie
Good.

Ready when you are.

you
my real name is (Y/N) (L/N)

i'm seventeen years old, i'm a high
school student at a prestigious school

cool amirite anyway