The Gweoff Bible

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Questions by: Imaginative OTP Imagines On Tumblr

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1: Who spends almost all their money on the other?
-Geoff definitely spends more money on Gwen because he wants to. Gwen will spend money on him, just not nearly as much as Geoff does😅

2: Who sleeps in the other's lap?
-Gwen sleeps in Geoff's lap fully, but Geoff will lay just his head on her lap because he's way taller than she is😭

3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?
-Geoff. No explanation needed💀

4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?
-Neither of them tell each other not to stay up, but Gwen usually stays up all night when she can. Geoff doesn't understand how she can pull an all-nighter because once he lays down, he's out like a light in under ten minutes, lol

5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it's okay and makes them both cookies?
-Idk, I feel like both can cook well enough, but Gwen's probably more likely to burn the food xD

6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says "Oh that's us!" and which one goes "Eh, not really"?
-Geoff: *reading OTP prompts:"That's us!"
Gwen: *squints* "Eh, not really."

7: Which one constantly wears the other's clothes?
-Gwen wears Geoff's clothes ALL. THE. TIME. She wears them as much as she can because they're comfy to her

8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says "You remembered [thing], right?"
-I feel like they try to run all their errands together for some reason lmao, but if it were to be one person, Gwen would run the errands because Geoff would forget about some things

9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions?
-On long drives, Geoff drives and Gwen gives him directions

10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws?
-Geoff poses while Gwen draws😂

11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?
-Honestly, Gwen would be the one strolling behind with a bag of chips. Geoff would be freaking out the entire time

12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?
-Idk, I feel like both would end up overdosing💀 Geoff would be worse, though

13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?
-Ahhhh I feel like both of them would do that!

14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other's last name instead of their own?
-Geoff🤦🏻‍♀️😂

15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?
-Geoff screams about the spider, but Gwen would just kill it, lol

16: Which one gives the other their jacket?
-Geoff gives Gwen his jacket. I'd love to see him try to fit in her jacket, though😂

17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other's overprotective older sibling?
-Gwen's younger brother scares the shit out of Geoff, and no one can change my mind about that

18: Who's the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?
-Geoff would be the first since he's more outgoing

19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?
-They'd really have to compromise on some stuff, but I feel like they'd both be more lenient. Gwen knows when to set down rules better than Geoff, though

20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?
-They'd both use numbers and letters, but Geoff does it when he's supposed to be writing formally, too💀

21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?
-Geoff would definitely protect Gwen from a bully

22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?
-Geoff makes the worst puns, but Gwen ends up laughing because they're so bad that they're funny😭

23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?
-Geoff would buy a puppy on impulse

24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they're tired?
-Both. We saw how strong Gwen was carrying Geoff on her back in the Tri-armed Triathlon episode💀

25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?
-Gwen competes, Geoff cheers

26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?
-Geoff takes the selfie when Gwen falls asleep on his shoulder. He's obsessed with taking pictures and making memories

27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked?
-Both of them would, but Gwen's WAY better at makeup😭😂

28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of?
-If Gwen ever owned a snake (I could see it happening) Geoff would be terrified and concerned

29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?
-Geoff holds the umbrella🥰

30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?
-They'd go anywhere where there's a beach (Geoff would talk Gwen into it) or a place where they can sightsee. Geoff takes ALL the pictures- no exaggeration