The Gweoff Bible

Headcanons Part 6

Bahahahaha you know I had to do the NSFW questions, so if you're a MINOR, don't read this!🔞

Keep in mind, I imagine these characters as ADULTS, especially since they're adults at the end of the show, and Gwen and Geoff get together as ADULTS in my head because it only makes sense that way!

Also, I absolutely CANNOT picture them as cartoons with any NSFW stuff because it's so awkward💀😭

Questions by: bunniesmemes and urlocalbunny tumblr

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Do they like to top or bottom their s/o?
-They switch probably

Are they adventurous in bed?
-Yes, a little, but not nearly as adventurous as I imagine Aleheather to be💀
*sorry that was just a level to compare it to😭

Do their sex drives match?
-Half of the time, yes. Geoff's is usually higher, though

What is their favorite intimately sexual thing to do to their partner?
-Having full-on sex. Nothing like being as close as possible to the one you love, amirite?😏😭

What is the one thing their partner can do that will automatically turn them on?
-If Gwen starts kissing Geoff's neck, he loses it

-If Geoff starts rubbing Gwen's lower back while making out, she's turned on af

Do they keep it in the bedroom or just do wherever they happen to be?
-They keep it in the bedroom, or in any private area, lmao

What is their favorite position with their s/o?
-Reverse cowgirl🤠😂

Are they into dirty talk?
-Yes, but it hardly ends up staying that way because they'll both start laughing

Clothes on or off?
-Off, unless they're that turned on😂

Are they into bondage at all?
-No, there're too wholesome for that😭😂

Are they comfortable talking to each other about their fantasies and desires?
-Yes, as every healthy couple should be

Have they ever been caught having sex?
-No💀😭

About how many times a week do they have sex?
-Twice, maybe three times. Occasionally, it'll be more if they're ✨extra horny✨

Do they sext/send naughty pictures/write each other steamy loves notes?
-Definitely send naughty pictures

Are they loud or quiet?
-Somewhere in-between

Do they like to play games or tease each other before sex or even foreplay?
-Yes😏

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Aftercare: What they're like after sex
-They're usually both tired, but they're also giggly and euphoric.

Experience: How experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?
-They're both super experienced, especially Gwen because she's had more partners. Geoff has had a couple (only one long-lasting partner) before Gwen

Goofy: Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc
-It's about 40/70, goofy being the 70%

Location: Favorite places to get down and dirty
-The bed, couch, bathtub

NO: Something they wouldn't do, turn offs
-Sexual role play

Oral: Preferences in giving or receiving, skill, etc
-It goes both ways, but I feel like Gwen would love giving so much more for some reason xD

Pace: Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.
-Usually slow and sensual, but sometimes they like it rough😂

Quickie: Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.
-They will if they want to, but usually it's a no because they can't cuddle after

Stamina: How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...
-They can go for a couple. Geoff doesn't last long at all, tho💀

Unfair: How much they like to tease?
-A lot, but it's usually very light and playful teasing

Wild Card: Write a random HC about this pairing.
-They laughed for almost the entire time during their first time😭😂

ZZZ: How quickly they fall asleep afterwards
-Geoff doses off in 5 minutes or less while Gwen will take around 30 minutes to an hour