who made this groupchat? || skz [hindi translated]

Pilot

(a/n: Ye kitaab Chan ki drishtikon me likhi gayi hai, bas yahi kehna tha)

You created the group 'Socialize Please'

Me
hi!! :D

Seungmin
Um?
Ye raat ke 1 baje kaun sir fira 'socialize' karne ko keh raha hai?

Felix
Omg naye dost! Kaisan ba

Minho
Omg itni jyada energy

Changbin
Pls soja chan bhai
Idk tere dimaag me kya phir raha tha jo tune ye harkat kar di wo bhi raat me

Jisung
Is group me laundiya hai kya?

Hyunjin
Mujhe nahi lagta ajnabi insaan

Jisung
Aww nahi, phir to mein chala

Seungmin
Idk who you are, par me bahut gandi tarike se judge kar raha hun tumhe

Minho
Me too mate

Felix
OMG TUM BHI AUSTRALIA SE HO?

Minho
Nahi?
Are tu to wahi gadha hai na jisne Chan ko "oppa" Bola tha ek baar?

Felix
Wo bAs eK bAaR gAlTi sE hUa tHa

Me
Jeongin mujhe pata hai tum yahi ho

Jeongin
Kya bolu mein? Kya chahate ho?
Meri ma mujhe maar dalengi agar unhe pata chala ki mein raat ke 1 baje text kar raha hu

Hyunjin
HAYE BHAGWAN, HAM EK DUSRE KO JAANTE HAI BHI NAHI AUR YAHA PAGALPANTI CHAL RAHI HAI
CHAN TUMNE KYA SOCH YE GROUP BANAYA HAI, MUJHE STRESS HO RAHA HAI, MUJHE PNEUMONIA HO JAYEGA

Minho
Accha to ab ye bsdk kaun hai

Seungmin
mein tumhe bhi judge kar raha hu ab

Changbin
Darasal me Jisung aur Chan ko jaanta hu

Jisung
Mein iss tikoni shakl wale ko nahi janta

Changbin
PHIRSE BOLIYO JARA

Jisung
Idk your uwu worthy face

Changbin
Tu kyu hai aisa

Me
... Aur mein tum sab ko janta hu

Jeongin
To tune ye group banaya kyonki...?

Me
Mein chahata tha ki tum sab dost ban jao

Felix
NAYE DOSTO ME AA GAYA

Jeongin
Shit maine lamp gira diya aur ab mujhe apni ma ki kadmo ki aawaz aa rahi hai frick frick frick-

Minho
Wow ab ye hui na asal problem

Jeongin
Ughh, me aata hu

Me
Aage badhte hue
Kya tum log apne apko introduce-wintroduce nahi karoge?

Minho
Nahi

Me
R00d :(

Felix
Bura mat maan, nind me acche log bhi kuch bhi bol dete hai

Minho
Mujhe tum sahi lag rahe ho

Felix
UWUWUWUWUWU THANK YOUUU 💖

Seungmin
Chiiiii pyaar

Me
*Gehri saans*
Me hi shuru karta hu
Hi everyone, mein Chan hu Or you can call me Chris too!

Felix
Mein Felix! Milke accha laga sabse!!! :D

Hyunjin
It's your Sexy ass dancing machine Hyunjin this side hello

Seungmin
Phirse chii
Wase mein Seungmin

Minho
Lee Minho

Changbin
Mein hu Changbin! >.<

Jisung
Han Jisung in the building!!

Me
Aur jiski ma use khatam karne wali hai, uska naam Jeongin hai.
Wo mujhse, Minho se aur Changbin se do saal chhota hai jiska matlab wo Hyunjin, Seungmin, Jisung aur Felix se ek saal chhota hai

Jisung
Kripya karke math mat karo nahi to mera dimag atmahatya kar lega

Jeongin
Wase meri math acchi hai

Hyunjin
Dekho kaun aa gaya wapas!!

Jeongin
Abeee shukra manao ki me jinda hu
Mere room ka darwaja khulte hi ek nanosecond me maine apna phone phek diya aur sone ki acting karli
Ab mere phone me ek ganda sa crack hai on the screen

Minho
Mene sirf suru aur end ka ek word parha but rip

Felix
"Abe screen"
Matlab, Jaroor sense ban raha hai is baat ka-

Jisung
Oh my god, Jeongin meri duaen tumhare aur tumhare phone ke sath hai

Jeongin
Tum bahut acche ho yaar 🥺

Hyunjin
ship-

Jeongin
bYE-

Me
Um, yaha pe please kisi ki shipping mat karo, pair par raha hu😭

Minho
Lekin Felix ne tujhe "Oppa" Bola tha

Hyunjin
OmG, mene us din ye scene apni inhi chalti firti aakho se dekha tha, Mein tum dono ko ussi samay se sath me ship kar raha hu aur mujhe pata bhi nahi tha ki Felix kaun hai. Ab tum dono ko sath me dekh kar lag raha hai ki meri fantasies reality me badal gayi hai finally, I am so glad. Upparwale shukriya  iske liye!!!!!!!!!

Minho
Mene phirse starting aur ending ka word parha sirf

Felix
Why would you ship us T_T

Hyunjin
........
Tum ne parha nahi kya jo mene abhi likha?

Me
Mujhe lagta hai ab hum sabko so jana chahiye
Alvida Dunia

Seungmin
DHANYAVAAD
GOODNIGHT

Changbin
Mujhe nahi pata tha ki is alvida itni jaroorat paregi mujhe