who made this groupchat? || skz [hindi translated]

hoshiyaaro wali baatein

Jeongin
Accha to mein bahar tha aur waha pe ek machhar mujhe pareshan kar raha tha to mene usse thapar mara aur wo mar gaya

Minho
Aur?

Jeongin
Phir mujhe laga
Ki wo bechara to sirf khana khane aaya tha
What if ek din mein bhuka hu aur fridge me se khane ke liye kuch dhundne jaata hu par wo mujh pe band ho jata hai? Kaise lagega mujhe?

Me
Jeongin tu thik hai na?

Hyunjin
Yeh waise kaafi gheri baat hai

Jisung
Ha, ye asal me tej dimago wali baat thi
Gave me an epiphany

Felix
I AM THE ONE I SHOULD LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IN THIS WORLD

Changbin
Me sahi mein chahta hu ki ek fridge Jisung pe bhi band ho jaye

Jisung
Aisa kyu keh raha hai bhai   ͡༎ຶ ͜ʖ ͡༎ຶ

Me
*gehri saans*

Tum dono kyu ho aise

Seungmin
Aur har bar ki tarah aaj bhi koi hoshiyaaro wali baatein nahi chal rahi hai

Hyunjin
Tujhe hoshiyaro wali baatein chahiye?
Abhi ham karenge puri dictionary ke sath
Bas ruk aur dekh

Seungmin
Ruka hu aur dekh bhi raha hu

Minho
Mein kyu is bande ko ye baat chai peete wakt bolte hue dekh sakta hu
Jabki mene iski manhoos shakal dekhi tak na hai

Hyunjin
Maikro-aarthashastra ek aisi vishay-vastu hai jo desh ya vishva arthavyavastha ke khel se sambandhit hota hai aur iss mein arthavyavastha ke prabhavon ko samajhne ka prayas kiya jata hai. Yah khel niji vyaktiyon, sarkar, vyaparik sangathan, aur videshi vyapar adi dvara prabhavit hota hai.

Felix
Mitochondria is the power house of cell.

Jisung
Avam vyam tumahm balika balike balikaye

Seungmin
Me chala ram ram

Me
Aur karwao hoshiyaaro wali baatein, isley to me inse ye harkate nahi karwata

J

eongin

I have a prashn, gyaaniyo

Hyunjin
Nahi. Tu nahi puch sakta
Tumhare paas koi adhikar nahi hai.

Changbin
Bhai usse puchhne to de pehle!

Jisung
Accha thik hai trikon

Changbin
ABE O KYA BOLA RE TUNE

Jisung
Shant, usse puchhne de

Jeongin
...thik hai
Gravity aesi kiyu hoti hai jaise wo hoti hai?

Minho
Ab pelenge ye log bakchodi

Felix
Eh
Ehhhhhhhh

Hyunjin
Using the 2000' brain link hamne ye jawab Jisung ke pas bhej diya hai
Wo hi batayega

Jisung
Ha matlab phek do mujhe magar mach ke aage

Jeongin
To koi jawaab nahi hai tum logo ke pass?

Seungmin
Beshak nahi

Jisung
As a matter of fact, ha mere pas iska jawab hai, you see gravity ek aisi cheez hai jo bahut mysterious hai ham insaano ke liye. Basically aisa samajh ki ham sab magnets ke bane hue hai aur dharti hame apne magnet se khichti Or some shit like that. To ye uparwale ki jimmedari hai ki wo hame magnets ke sath dharti par bheje. Not our problem.

Me
Mene aaj tak ITNA RANDOM banda nahi dekha

Minho
Tujhe pata hai? Me batata hu
Basically the weight of your idiocy pulls you down

Changbin
In that case, tu bhi gadha hai

Minho
Sike bitch I am Levi Ackerman and I roll like a beyblade in air

Felix
Ye mandli kabhi aot references dena nahi band karegi

Seungmin
Was it Oshiette?

Me
... no wtf you couldn't be more
Disappointed but not surprised

Seungmin
Stfu i am too old for this shit

Jeongin
TUJHSE OSHIETE KAISE GALAT-
You know what? Me bolunga  bhi nahi

Felix
Anyways, to ham kya kar rahe the?

Me
Ham kabhi kuch nahi kar rahe the Felix

Minho
Well, tum log hi kuchh to kar rahe the
Apna khud se kat rahe the
Maaja aaraha tha
Continue continue

Jisung
Why do I feel like ki ham sabko free me drama de rahe hai?

Hyunjin
Mujhe itna funny hone ke paise chahiye
Is group ko ek paid show banao.

Minho
Chal be hat cam boy na hai tu

Jeongin
Ye cam boy kya hota hai?

Me
Ehhhh
Mummy bulla rahi hai mein chala

Jisung
Mere gilhari mitro ko meri yaad aa rahi hogi bye

Felix
Koi mujhe bula raha hai lagta hai gtg

Jeongin
Sab kyu bhage ja rahe ho?

Changbin
Sab bolo BYE!

Jeongin
:((