who made this groupchat? || skz [hindi translated]

Hello, I am under the water

Hyunjin
Aaj to mein bas sink me doob hi gaya tha

Seungmin
.......

Felix
Wo kaise yaar?

Hyunjin
Mene apna chahera sink me daala aur wo wahi atak gaya.
Marne hi wala tha bas

Jeongin
Sink me koi kaise doob sakta hai-
Whatever floats your boat ig

Minho
Tune aise kiya kyu tha?
Kaas tera sir hamesha ke liye fasha rehta

Hyunjin
HAYYYEEE AISA KAISE BOL SAKTE HO TUM
I WILL SUE YOU IN AMERICAN COURT

Changbin
Par ham to Korea me hai?

Hyunjin
Wakalat me milenge.

Minho
Thik hai phir

Jisung
Arree Mere bin drama? :(

Me
MEIN SIRF 2 MINT KE LIYE GAYA THA

Jisung
Aur in logo ne hamare bina drama start kar diya!

Felix
Wait let's review what happened
Sink me fasne se kya hoga?

Me
Sahi me Felix?

Hyunjin
Aur sink me paani bhi tha

Jisung
HAYE BHAGWAAN TU SAHI HAI NA?
MERI DUAEN TERE SATH HAI

Hyunjin
Jug jug jiyo mere lal

Changbin
Mein-

Jeongin
Accha to, Sink me paani hai aur usme tum ho

Felix
Hello how are you
I am under the water
Please help me here too much raining ululululu

Minho
Pehli baat, wtf
Dusri, wtf

Me
Isse Vine kehte hai

Seungmin
Just silently ghosting you all

Hyunjin
Shaant garib, hame disturb mat kar
Ha to ham kaha the?

Felix
Sir phasna
Paani me saans lene ke karan tumhare lungs pani aa jayega

Jisung
Agar hum apne lungs me paani bhar le to kya hume paani bottle ki jaroorat nahi paregi? Agar paani pina hoga to bas exhale karna aur paani tumhari body me chala jayega

Changbin
Mein jab bhi ye group chat kholta hu, mein bas ek ye ummid karta hu ki tumhare andar akal aa jae, par tum hamesha koi aesi bawasir fela rahe hote ho

Minho
Science ke period me so raha tha kya duffer?

Jeongin
Paka apne greenland aur Iceland wale khwaab dekh raha hoga padhne ki jagah

Me
Fr tho

Jisung
Accha to ye possible nahi hai?
Mera masterplan fail ho gaya KYUUUU

Hyunjin
Tera ye master plan hai kya

Jisung
Mein ragistan mein wo aladdin wali guffa dhundke waha se magic lamp launga
Phir mein, ye puri duniya Han Jisung ke liye mangunga, thora khana aur ek noona (didi)

Minho
"aUr eK NoOnA"
Mujhse aur bardaast nahi ho raha-

Felix
Guys mujhe lagta hai ki Ye item hi defected hai

Seungmin
Sahi lagta hai

Me
Make a group chat, they said
It would be fun, they said

Jeongin
Kisi ne nahi bola tha

Me
Mere dimaag ne kaha tha
Sahi mein us samay nahi socha tha ki ye sab shehna parega

Hyunjin
Idk ye kya bol raha hai, Mujhe to maja aa raha hai

Minho
Mujhe nahi
Bye

Changbin
Wait, ham sab ja rahe hai?
YAY BYE

Jisung
Tum sab kitne bure ho :((
Jindagi ke maje lena nahi aata kya?

Seungmin
Uske baare me nahi pata par itna sure hu ki AISE maje nahi liye jaate

Me
Lmao

Jisung
A WHOLE NEW WORLD
A FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEW

Felix
Ye sahi me defected hai

Minho
Bas daya karo ki ye khatam ho jaye
Jai hanuman gyaan gun sagar
Jai kapish trihu lok ujaagar
Ram dut atulit baldhama
Anjani putr pavan sutra nama

Changbin
Hanumaan chaaleesa mat ga bhai!!

Minho
Me iske andar se saare bhoot pret athma nikal dunga aaj

Jisung
Thik hai thik hai
Sab jao yaha se
Bye

Hyunjin
Lekin tere master plan ke bare me kya?

Me
BHAGWAAN KI DAYA SE