Chapter 50: pickup lines suck

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A/n: I did it... I finally made it to chapter 50... YOU made it to the 50th chapter.... Tysm for reading, sorry this story was written badly, I never edited any of it and I still won't until I'm finished with the book bc I just can't edit it without knowing how the story plays out bc I honestly don't know how or when this book is going to end. Also I'm going back to add songs to all my chapters soon like I used to do!

Also I am EXTREMELY SORRY for how boring this is. I had a whole plan from the beginning but someone kept commenting on it and yeah I got too insecure to continue that plotline but fuck them bc when I rewrite this I'm doing that plot.(It wasn't anybody who comments now, I appreciate you guys so much tho and I read everyone of your comments, this person doesn't even interact with me even tho I still TRY to interact with them but I've given up, they are a bitch.)

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We head back to the castle, me with the flowers and the bag with my dress and Mattheo was holding the sweets i picked up from the shop since he offered since my hands were full.

We decide to drop off my stuff and go back outside to go hang out with everyone even though it was snowing out and wasn't enjoyable to stand outside for hours out there.

We walk over to a tree Draco is sitting in with Enzo talking to him yelling about something.

"Oh yeah?" Enzo laughs,"yeah I'm sure you'll get all the bitches Draco!"

Draco laughs as he looks over at me and Mattheo who were trying to determine if they were fighting or not.

"Why don't you tell them a few pick up lines you were talking about Draco?" Enzo laughs.

"Okay, you ready Bella?" He asks.

"... Sure" I say skepticaly.

"Okay." He says dramatically taking a deep breath,"Do you have a name?... Or can i just call you mine?"

"... Try a better one.." I say since that is one of the worst pickup lines I've heard.

"I'll do one." Lorenzo says, "do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away."

"Eh... 6/10 pickup line." I say.

"Oh you're rating them?" Mattheo asks,"okay then, Do you have a map? Because i just got lost in your eyes."

"Eh... 7.2/10 and that's the highest I'll go."

"Are you a magician? Cause when i look at you, everyone else disappears." Draco says.

"8/10" i say,"and do you all just have these at the top of your head or-"

"Hey, you said I'm pretty... And your cute... So together we'd be pretty cute." Lorenzo says.

"7\10" I say with a laugh.

"Kiss me of I'm wrong but Wizards aren't real right?" Mattheo smirks as my eyes widen.

"Eh, not if I kill all wizards." I shrug my should ers,"9.5/10"

"9.5?!" Enzo says,"Well I'd give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead."

"-10000/10" I say laughing,"I don't know why... It just sounds creepy."

"Alright fine" Draco says clearing his throat,"You know those gaps between your fingers? I think they were made for mine."

"8/10" I say.

"Okay, okay!" Enzo says,"Speed round, ready.. Set... Go!"

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine" Draco says.

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