Everything was normal in imp city. Frightful screams, gunshots. A typical day as the scene pansage down to IMP headquarters. It changes to the inside the headquarters. Where Loona was reading impgossip feature Verosika face on the cover. She drinks her beer as she read. She sets it down on the grimoire. It rolls off the book as it begins to glow. Activate a portal. On the other side we hear screams and the sound of Jaeger voice.
Jaeger: Timber!!!!!! And Heads Up
A tree falls through the portal. Then bounces a chopped of head. Moxxie pops out of the tree holding a IMP chainsaw. Out of the portal walk blitzo, Millie and Jaeger in that order. Each holding lumber Jack axes, blitzo in his hand, Millie in her mouth as she crab walks through, and jaeger with his tail as he flies in.
Blitzo: wooo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks
Jaeger: I fucking cut off, three heads, with one swing. [laughs]
Millie: [yells and clutches her axe] I'm still so jazz up
She breaks her axe and leaps to the others still being jazzed.
Moxxie: well you better stay [throws chainsaw] jazz, babe, cuase guess where I'm taking you tonight
Jaeger: oh this should be good
Blitzo: don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie, beside drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up that new dine down the street
Moxxie: [walks out of the tree] actually sir, it's our 1 year marriage anniversary. So I'm taking Mille... to Ozzie's in the list ring
Millie eyes shined bright as stars. While jaeger flinch at the name.
Jaeger: Ozzie's
Millie: Ozzie's, no way. That place is always booked
Moxxie: yeah well, I been planning for quite awhile.
Scene changes to Millie leaping into Moxxie arms also spinning the two.
Millie: Moxxie
She kiss Moxxie all over his face. Scene changes to jaeger and blitzo just watching the two go into a full make out session.
Blitzo: ugh can you to not
Jaeger: save it for you date
Back to the lovely couple as the depart and Millie nuzzling her man.
Moxxie: [deep gasp] I'm sorry sir, maybe another time
Blitzo: no it's fine I-I could come with the two of you help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogramy
Moxxie: ah no, the reservation's for us
Scene change to Blitzo nods
Moxxie: just us
Blitzo nods again, jaeger chuckles
Moxxie: without you there, explicitly without you there
Blitzo:[walks to the two] I'll wear something nice,[hugs them] it's a big deal after all [squeezes them then let's go] cya love bugs later
Blitzo whistles and closes the door behind him. Moxxie begins to growl
Millie:relax sweetly don't let him get to you today. Let's just go her and clean this blood
She growls and seduces Moxxie.
Jaeger: yeah as much as I would love to see this play out, I'm got my own plans. Far away from the lust ring. Good luck to the two of you
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Helluva boss: Jaeger, the devilous imp
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