S2.EP.3: Bro Down

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It was a normal day in hell. Bloody screams, gang wars. Evil plots/Worshiping, the usual. The scene transit to the sloth ring. Everything was normal until a barrage of explosions lite ups a building. Through the smoke walks a figure where a digital mask. He laughs and runs off. Sound of sirens can before but they are to late. The figure is looking down at them as several glowing eyes looking down at the building.

???: these guys think they can catch me, well I'm gonna show them one helluva time.

He walks off. We then catch a glimpse of a tattoo on his left neck. Similar to the one jaeger has. Scene transit to the next day as it sets on the fortress. Martha is sleeping peacefully. Spike is in the training room practicing on dummies. Shade is by jaeger who's in his private room. Checking information on voxtagram. He then noticed one talking about explosions in the sloth ring.

Jaeger: what now, that cyclops demon chick again. Wait a minute

Jaeger zooms in closer on one of the pictures. It had a figure in the smoke. With various appendages. Then scrolls to the next picture of an explosion in the shape of a skull. With it missing a grin on the right.

Jaeger: I know one person who can create explosions with that kind of personality. The king of hackers.... He also had an explosive personality under that tech skill.

Spike: what you looking act

Jaeger reflexes click and he throws spike into the wall. Waking up shade.

Spike: ow

Jaeger: what have I told you spike, never sneak up on your old man

Spike: sorry dad, just finished exercising, you here about the sloth ring

Jaeger: way ahead of you sport, I'm gonna investigate.

Spike: can I join

Jaeger: it's best I go alone. Your not really a Hellhound built for sneaking 

Spike: oh come on, I can be sneaky

Jaeger: I literally watched sneak in an grab a midnight snack... while you were humming: "sneak sneak sneak sneak, sneaking in like a boss"

Spike looks away knowing he's right

Jeager: plus this will give you the chance to bond with Martha 

Spike: oh your girlfriend.... Which would make her my future mom 

Jaeger flinches and looks back blushing 

Jaeger: we're not there yet boy, don't push it

Spike: alright

Jaeger walks out groaning. Spike and shade look at each other smirking. Scene transit to the IMP office as jaeger walks inside.

Jaeger: blitzo, yo blitz I need your help

Jaeger then look at a paper wrote by blitzo. It had his terrible writing. It read: "hey gang, I'll be gone all day, don't wait up for me, Jaeger is in charge good luck."

Jaeger: ugh blitz, why don't you tell me sooner. Now who's gonna help me

He then hears talking from the kitchen.  Scene transit to the kitchen where Moxxie and Millie are talking.

Millie: so then he tells me that he's an hybrid Hellhound. 

Moxxie: it explains his powers. 

Millie: and not to be mean but spike is a lot nice then loona

Moxxie: definitely, he's actually nice to me and doesn't think I'm fat all the time

Jaeger: I don't know, from this angle some people might say your fat

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