GET READY, CLANTARIAN MEDICINE IS THE GREATEST IN THE OMNIVERSE, DON'T YOU THINK

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Empire: Greater Clan Reich (Jr. Era)

Year: 1942


In a battlefield, so many Corrupt Soldiers are pounding down many Clantroopers.

Clantarian Officer: (German) HOLD THE LINE

Corrupted's Men are near a Clantarian Compound and are trying to break into it. One Clantrooper was blown by a shit tone of rockets and was plastered against a window.

Injured Clantrooper: Medic...

[Intro]
O, mein Freund! Jetzt hier ist ein Sieg
Dies ist der erste Gloria
O, mein Freund! Feiern wir diesen Sieg
Für den nächsten Kampf!

Flashes of every Clantarians appear all away from early Clantarian Legionary to late Clantrooper.

[Post-Chorus]
(Die Flügel der Freiheit...) Oh...
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh... Ha!

Every Clantarian and Era flashes and appear and doing fighting shit, including their personal struggles.

[Verse 1]
"Muimi na shi de atta" to...
Iwasenai saigo no hitori ni naru made...

[Pre-Chorus]
Der Feind ist grausam, wir bringen!
Der Feind ist riesig, wir springen!

[Chorus]
Ryoute ni wa gloria, utau no wa sieg
Senaka ni wa Flügel der Freiheit (Diese elenden Biester...)
Nigirishimeta ketsui wo hidari mune ni
Kirisaku no wa Ringe der Torheit (...Werden vernichtet!)

[Post-Chorus]
Soukyuu wo mau Flügel der Freiheit! Ha! Ha! Oh...
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh...

It ends with the Title, "(Mostly) Clantaria Interfering With Everything" flashing in.

In the compound, a Clantrooper Officer was not happy about the new project.

Clantrooper Officer: We need to move now!

Clantarian Scientist: It will work! I just need more time!

Clantrooper Officer: We've waited too long! The enemy is near and this needs to be initiated now! We'll work on improvements later!

He then left. On the table was a Clantrooper with his chest cut open and he was barely alive, even with his entite heart removed from his body as he was still conscious, thanks to a Prototype Medi Gun keeping him alive.

Clantrooper: (Weakly) What's happening, doc?

Clantarian Scientist: Don't worry. I will get you fixed up as good as new

Just then, a bird popped out of the Clantrooper's chest.

Clantarian Scientist: Archimedes! No!

He shoos the bird away.

Clantarian Scientist: It's filthy in there! Eugh. Birds (Chuckles)

He then pulls out a device called the "Über Device."

Clantarian Scientist: Look, I'm gonna use your heart for this because I'm running out of hearts to use

He then jams the Über Device on the heart.

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