Kanna: The Galaxy Chomper (Happy Macro March?)

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A/N: Based off my chapter from "MHA/BNHA Reacts to Bizarre Things by Owen Clanboy Jr.", but with a hint of changes and new shit. Also, my god I hate this paste glitch that happens on mobile

Also A/N: Good news, the bug has been fixed, sorta

Empire: Clantarian Empire (Ow2n Era)

Year: 1893


[Intro]
O, mein Freund! Jetzt hier ist ein Sieg
Dies ist der erste Gloria
O, mein Freund! Feiern wir diesen Sieg
Für den nächsten Kampf!

Flashes of every Clantarians appear all away from early Clantarian Legionary to late Clantrooper.

[Post-Chorus]
(Die Flügel der Freiheit...) Oh...
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh... Ha!

Every Clantarian and Era flashes and appear and doing fighting shit, including their personal struggles.

[Verse 1]
"Muimi na shi de atta" to...
Iwasenai saigo no hitori ni naru made...

[Pre-Chorus]
Der Feind ist grausam, wir bringen!
Der Feind ist riesig, wir springen!

[Chorus]
Ryoute ni wa gloria, utau no wa sieg
Senaka ni wa Flügel der Freiheit (Diese elenden Biester...)
Nigirishimeta ketsui wo hidari mune ni
Kirisaku no wa Ringe der Torheit (...Werden vernichtet!)

[Post-Chorus]
Soukyuu wo mau Flügel der Freiheit! Ha! Ha! Oh...
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh...

It ends with the Title, "(Mostly) Clantaria Interfering With Everything" flashing in.

In space, a Clantarian Empire Original Constitution Class, H.M.S. Meal CPP-8P216T, warping through different Solar Systems.

Clantarian Captain: Captain's Vlog, Stardate (Something 1893). Scanners show planets of various Solar Systems mysteriously disappearing, including gas giants and moons, even stars. We estimate it is heading to the (Random Solar System Name) System. We will investigate to see what are the reason for these planets disappearing. We have Rainbow Star Line on the line to keep tabs with

The Constitution Class drops out of Quantum Speed and arrived at their location.

Clantarian Captain: Report

Clantarian Officer: Still out of visual range. We'll be there in twenty seconds

Clantarian Captain: On, the view

The Viewscreen then shows the Planet.

Clantarian Officer: Repeat, could this be Corrupted Nation or something?

Clantarian Officer: (Comm) Negative, Lieutenant. You're nowhere near-

Suddenly, they lost communication to Rainbow Star Line.

Clantarian Officer: Rainbow Star Line, come in. I repeat, Rainbow Star Line, come in

Suddenly, they saw something grabbing onto the Planet.

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