1 - i'm so gay

9 0 0
                                    

Jimin's pov

Lord, why did you make me gay?

I shouldn't even be looking at men like this...I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOY OF MY SCHOOL.

But no.

I'm literally in my seat, looking at the school's infamous couple as if they were the most attractive people ever....which is technically true- WHAT NO.

Fuck Jungkook and Taehyung for making me feel this way.

Fuck their good looking faces.

Fuck their amazing body physiques.

Fuck their hot ass voices.

If only God didn't make you both attractive, I would've been straight as the pole my mom dances on at the club, but nooo...you had to be attractive.

Now I'm as straight as a damn circle.

I'm too gay for this- I MEAN STRAIGHT.

I'M TOO STRAIGHT FOR THIS.

...

I can hear those comments.

Fuck you guys too, then. Y'all trying to say I'm gay, yeah right.

driving me cražyWhere stories live. Discover now