"Welcome to South Park!" South Park Reader Insert (Onhold)

Cartman gets an anal probe (Part 1)

-Y/n's pov-

—Hey guys!— I waved at my friends
—Hey y/n! How's it going?— One of my friends asked
—Pretty good, excpet my parents decided to prank me telling me that we had to move out— I answered
—That isn't funny! It would be horrible if you had to move out!— another one of my friends said
—I know right? That would suck!— I said before laughing a bit

I suddenly started hearing a noise

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

—Can you guys hear that?— I asked
—Hear what?— One of my friends asked
—That annoying noise, and it's getting even louder!— I said covering my ears
—Dude are you alright?— Another one of my friends asked

I was about to answer when I heard something else

Y/n wake up! You're gonna be late for school

I quickly woke up, realizing that all of that was just a dream
I stayed there, in my bed while sitting down without moving processing the trauma of waking up

—Y/n! Wake up for once!—  I heard my mother say even louder
I quickly shook my face and hit myself to fully wake me up
—Im awake!— I said, put the alarm off and got out of bed, still tired

I put on some socks, I would normally go around my house without them, but this new town was really cold
Oh right! I've moved out, I almost forgot. What was this town's name again?

I walked to the kitchen where my mother was waiting for me with her hands on her weist
—What took you so long?— She asked
—I was asleep, sorry— I said taking the box of cereal

-Narrator's pov-

Your mother quickly took the box of cereal away from you and you looked at her with a confused look
—What do you think you're doing? It's only 10 minutes until school starts and you have to walk to the bus stop— She said putting the box on the table again
—OH SHIT— You said and ran to your room to get dressed up

You were getting dressed so fast It looked like you were doing a getting ready for school speed run
You finally got dressed, grabbed your backpack, said goodbye to your mom and exited the house

You put on your backpack and looked at the clock on your wrist, not without stopping running
—Only 8 minutes left...— You said and started running even faster

2 minutes later you arrived at a place from which you could see the bus stop
—Phew...— You said to yourself, relieved that you arrived in time —Now I only have to wait for the bus to arrive—

You started walking to the bus stop with your eyes closed, breathing fastly since you were really exhausted from running when you heard something

School days, school days, teacher's golden ru-

It was four kids, all of them singing
One of them had an orange parka on, another one had a green hat that looked like an ushanka, another one of them had a blue hat and the last one was fat and had a light blue hat

You put your hood on, you weren't good at socializing and didn't want them to pay much attention to you, perhaps putting your hood one would help...

They suddenly stopped singing when the one with a green hat started talking

—Ah, damn it! My little borther's trying to follow me to school again!— He said angrily
—Eat Banana— A little kid you didn't notice was there before, who's head looked like a trash can, said for some reason

—Ike, you can't come to school with me— The boy with a green hat said
—Yeah, go home you little dildo!— The fat boy said
—Dude, don't call my brother a dildo!— The boy with a green hat, who you supposed was the little boy's brother said