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Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride (Part 1)

So, about the episodes im not gonna write, pretend they don't exist in this book's universe, good? Thanks :)

It's already your third day in this town, yesterday was a pretty normal day compared to the first day you were here
Gosh, that day sure was weird...

You could still remember perfectly how Kenny got hit over and over by different things until he died, and how Kyle ripped his head off
It made you flinch just to think about it

You were sure it was all your imagination, but the next day he wasn't there
He probably got ill, yeah, he's definetly going to school today

You kept on convincing yourself he was okay while eating your cereal, looking like a zombie because of the lack of sleep

Your mom entered the kitchen and saw you sitting down, with your eyes almost closed and your hair all messed up

She just stared at you for a few seconds and since she saw you weren't gonna say anything she walked to the front door

—Say, I told you the reason why we moved here right?— She asked looking at the door
—I don't think so— You answered really tired

—Well, it's because I got a job here— Your mother said looking at you
—Oh, that's nice— You said not caring much

—So, im going to be out daily until 5 p.m, I hope you don't mind— She said thinking you were gonna be upset

—Okay, I'll do my best—  You said

Your mother then waved at you and exited the house, closing the door

You went to your room, put your pajamas off and put your clothes on
After going back to the kitchen you left the bowl of cereal on the sink and grabbed your backpack, starting to head to school

The roads were empty, no one could be seen walking by
Looking around, the only thing you could notice was the trash left in the floor by some guy

It was really cold, and as the dumbass you were you forgot your coat
—Im still in time to go back and get it...— You said to yourself looking back and stopping to think for a second —No, it's okay I can handle it— You said turning around to continue walking

You started walking faster, and as you looked at your clock you saw that 20 minutes were left until school started

—Hm, guess im really early today— You said walking a bit faster since you wanted to be the first person on the bus stop

Since you were looking at your clock you didn't notice you were about to bump into a sign
—Ouch!— You said as you fell back, landing on your butt

You stayed on the ground touching your head in pain
Your butt didn't hurt at all, but it was as if the pain that should be on your butt went to your head, making the pain 10 times worse than it should be

You felt something wet on your hands, so you took them off your head and looked at them, noticing there was a lot of blood on them

—I didn't even get hit by the sign so hard, what the hell?!— You said looking at them in disbelief
You quickly got your phone at of your pocket, opened the camera and put selfie mode on, which made you able to see your head

Your whole forehead was full of blood, and as you touched your forehead again the pain got bigger, making you clench your teeth

You stayed on the ground for 2 minutes, with your hands on your head complaining on how much it hurted

Then, you noticed something vibrating on your pocket
You put your hand inside your pocket and got your phone out

After turning it on, a notification was visible on the screen