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Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride (Part 2)

I swear I want to start writing about season 19 already, I love the last three episodes of season 19 so freaking much they're the best episodes in the whole show and you can't prove me wrong

You woke up due to feeling something on your face
After opening your eyes you saw Stan's dog, Sparky licking your face

—Oh, hey buddy— You said trying to get him away from your face and laughing a bit
—Hey Stan, isn't that your dog?— Kyle asked

—Yeah, he must have followed me to football practice. You see, he's smart— Stan said and you got up and swipped the dirt off your pants

—Aw, my dog Rex follows me to football practice all the time— Clyde said

—Yeah, but my dog found his own way here. That makes him smarter than your- SPARKY! Get down!— He shouted after seeing Sparky go after Clyde's dog

—Oh my god! What is he doing to my dog?!— Clyde asked shocked
—There he goes again— Cartman said
—Get down Sparky! Down!— Stan shouted

—Stan forgot to mention his dog is gay homosexual—  Cartman said—  after laughing

—Make him stop!— Clyde shouted

Sparky finally stopped and Rex walked away with his tail between his legs

—Im sure glad my dog isn't gay— A boy said
—Yeah, maybe you should name your dog Sparkette, Stan— Another one of them said

—Gay dog— One of them said and they all walked away, laughing

-Timeskip brought to you by Leslie being the best antagonist ever-

You finally got off the bus and was on the bus station with the boys
Suddenly, Sparky walked towards the five of you with a pink scarf

—Sparky, where did you get that pink scarf?— Stan asked as if Sparky could talk and answer, which he only barked

—Man, that's the gayest dog I have ever seen— Cartman said
—Oh shut up Cartman! There's nothing wrong with being gay— You said angry

—But Mr Garrison said gay people are evil!— Stan said
—Dude, Mr Garrison probably is gay himself— You answered

—Imagine having a gay dog, HAH!— Cartman said
—He just needs some training, that's all. Sit, Sparky— Stan said and Sparky sat down —Good boy, now shake— He said and Sparky shook his hand —Good boy, now don't be gay—

...

—Don't be gay Sparky, don't be gay— Stan said and Sparky looked at him in confusion
—Did it work?— Kyle asked and you sighed at the sight of them trying to turn Sparky straight

—He still looks pretty gay to me— Cartman said
—Now, won't you shut up!?— You asked looking at Cartman

—Im not planning to— He answered
—Ugh— You said annoyed

—Just come on guys, I have an idea— Stan said and you walked to the pet shop

-Timeskip brought to you by Towelie being high-

—Okay Sparky we got you a present— Stan said and noticed Sparky had the pink scarf  —Damn it Sparky, where do you keep getting this thing?— He said and grabbed the scarf —No pink bandannas Sparky, bad dog! Now pay attention, this is Fifi—

He opened a crate and a french poddle went out of it

They started smelling each other

—There he goes— Cartman said
—Atta boy, Spark! Get her!— Stan shouted happy that it was working