The Three Earths chapter 7
Boy in green to the rescue!
They turned around to run away, but a swagger was in front of them. "Where do you think your a going?" The weird Italian Swagger said.
"Wow!" Logan said. "I cant wait to tell my friends that I met an Italian Swagger today!"
" 'Shut your big fat mouth!!!' Did you know that that is a famous quote from Shakespeare?" The Swagger said. "Doesn't matter! Come on! "
They followed the Swagger back into the room :( : ( =( = (
"Princess Zelda?" David Tennant <3 says in confusion. "She's a
myth!"
"Ugh..." Sauron said. "I'm getting fired of the name Sauron. I think I wanna be called... GANONDORF!!!! "
"Ha! Seriously? " Snow said. "So Sauron is..."
"GANONDORF!!" Ganondorf said. "HAS A NICE RING TO IT, DOESNT IT? GET IT? RING? HA!" he slipped the Ring onto his finger. (He didn't turn invisible cuz. Sauron- oh, sorry, Ganondorf, doesn't disappoear when hes wearing the Ring.)
Then all of a sudden, a strange boy with blond hair, blue, wolf-like eyes, and pointy ears walked in. He was wearing strange green clothing, with a pointed green cap that flopped back like a night cap. He was armed with a sword. He just stood there not doing anything, then randomly did an awesome battle cry something like "RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Sorry, " Princess Zelda said. "He talks like that. This is Link, and for some reason every Hylian can understand him. I'll translate for you. I believe his exact words were, 'We meet again, Sauron! Or should I say, Ganondorf! I liked Sauron better. Anyway, I'm not leaving without her, so surrender or get your butt kicked again! RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ' "
"Wow, I didn't know he actually talked!" Snow said.
"Oh, are you a Zelda fan too? :D " David Tennant asked.
"Fo shizzy! " Snow replied.
"Oh, dear husband of mine, I don't think now is the time ti be discussing our fandoms right now. " Ardhoniel said.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ganondorf said. "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What, you overflowing dirt bag?" Zelda translated.
"I AM NOT AN OVERFLOWING DIRT BAG!!!!!!! YOU THINK YOUR PUNY LITTLE SELF CAN STOP ME!?!?!?!??!?!!!?!?!??!!!?!?!!?!!?!!?!!????"
"Watch me!" Zelda translated. Link ran up to Ganondorf and stabbed his sword into Ganon's leg. Ganon screamed "OOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And then, poof! He was nothing more than a pint of ash!
"Yay! Lets get out of here!" Logan said. They all ran outside.
"Well, I guess we need to get going. We'll see you later. " Zelda said. But before they could leave they heard the sound of the
TaRdIs. : )
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Adventures of Ardhoniel (LotR fanfic)
Fanfictionok so this is a lotr fanfic I wrote when I was like 10-11 so don't judge! I don't really know a good description for this ridiculousness XD
