Genre: Varies
The title pretty much says it all! I will try to make this as neutral gender as possible for female readers. If you wish to make requests fill free to do so. Hope you enjoy reading :)
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Author: It's more just chaos and memes than puns if I'm being honest lmao
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Pun #1: Soyeon and Vegetables in a Nutshell
Y/N: Babe, the doctor said you need to eat vegetables Soyeon: Hell no! I hate vegetables more than anything! Y/N: Okay fine... *Gives her sandwich with hidden vegetables* Soyeon: Wait? You're going to give up already? Y/N: Well, I can't really force you to do anything so have a sandwich Soyeon:
Y/N: Are you serious, right now? Soyeon: Yes Y/N: Fine I guess we can take out then... *deeply sighs* Soyeon: Yay!
Pun #2: Don't Anger Chaewon Challenge
aWinnter: Wait what? How does this challenge work? And most importantly... How the fuck did I get here?! Author: It's quite simple, my friend... Don't. Anger. Mommy Chaewon and not only you'll win but you'll get to keep your life :) aWinnter: Wait what?! You didn't even answer my question! Author: Aight, good luck ;) aWinnter: Get the fuck back here you sick fuck!
Chaewon: Oh baby boy~! aWinnter: Y-Yes Chaewon...? Chaewon: Mommy misses you and I'm starting to get needy~ aWinnter: P-Please, Chaewon, I-I've been good Chaewon: Mmmmm~. You smell so good and I can't wait to taste you and I'm confident you want to taste me too~
aWinnter: P-Please, Chaewon, don't do this... Chaewon: Do you want me to punish you baby~? Because I have the handcuffs and ropes for that~ aWinnter: *Gulp* Help me... @AetriYolk or anyone Chaewon: Hehe nobody's coming to save you baby~. Not after you simped over Wonyoung instead of me~
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Pun #3: When Minji Goes Yandere Mode
Author: Aaahhhh... Finally, I get to relax... Author: *Boots up Rainbow Six Seige*
Author: *Sees a girl in front of my house on my camera monitors* Author: Huh? Who's there? ???: Hello there, Baby~ Author: Oh no... I recognize that voice a parsec away Minji: That's right baby and I'm about to make you mine, tonight~
Author: Nope, not today... *Activates security protocols*
