Eraser: High five..!
*slap*
Eraser: ..HUNDRED! >:)
Pen: NOOOOOOOOOOOO.....
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Firey Jr: Da.. da.. Daddy~
Firey: Oh
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Gaval: Well hey Marshmallow lady.
Marshmallow: Hi there!
Gaval: How do you plead?
Marshmall: Guilty! :D
Gaval smashes Marsh with himself.
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Police Baton: Come out with your hands up!
Tree: I'm gay. :)
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Fan: Hey uh about your new girlfriend...
Horse: ...
Lollipop: What about her?
Fan: She's uh.. punching my horse.
Flower: YOU'VE GOT TOO MANY LEGS!!
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Grassy: Where do babies come from?
Leafy: Baby gun.
Grassy: What?
Leafy shoots Firey Jr at Grassy.
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Pickle: Hey Mr. Goose, what you doing with that noose?~
*HONK OF DED*
Pickle: D:
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Bomby: I love you.
A literal fridge: I have a boyfriend!
the fridge flops away
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Cherries and Suitcase playing patty-cake when Anchor falls on Cherries.
Anchor: OH NO...! I'm still alive.
Anchor gets out a laser gun and shoots themself.
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Cherries playing with a rubber ball.
OJ: That's my boy.
Cherries kick the ball high in the sky.
OJ: NO MY BOY!
Rubber Ball: FATHER HELP-!
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Black Hole: What's for dinner?
Teardrop loads her laser gun
Black Hole: My favorite! *nomming noises at TD shoots him*
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Nine: LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!!
Suitcase: This is a slumber party.
Nine: YYEAAAAAAAHH- *falls asleep*
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Tree: Hello Sun.
Sun: Hello...
Tree: *Burnt alive*
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Blocky: Are you ready to DIE?
Clock: No.
Blocky: Then I'll come back later.
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Soap: Aww, what kind of dog is (s)he?
Fries: (s)He's french.
Puffball with a beret: Weuff~
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Naily: When I grow up, I want to be a doctor just like you.
Dr. Fizz: Aww... you're not going to grow up
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Spongey: Ah-CHOO!
Match: *flies out* I'M FREE!
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Knife: We got you on camera.
Pickle: Well I got you flowers.
Knife: *blushing* Uh..
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Rusty Coin: C'mon everybody do the whale dance!
Chompy falls on Rusty and roars
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Rocky: *drawing something*
Paintbrush: Oh... my... gosh!!
Rocky's drawing reveals to be scribbles
Paintbrush: You're an idiot.
Rocky: ga..
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Rocky: *giggle* Oh.
Balloony: Got your nose!
Rocky: What's a nose??
Balloony: I... don't know...

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