Nickel: She doesn't know how to talk to other people.
Pin: So I saw the comments on that video of yours.
Nickel: Yeah?
Pin: Everyone says they hate you and they're glad your channel sucks.
Nickel: Really?
Pin: Yeah, everybody's like "Hahahaha. So now she has to sell her house".
Nickel: Oh wow. Is there a point to this story?
Pin: That's it.
Nickel: That's it? You just wanted to quote the worst things people say about me and you thought I'd like that.
Pin: Basically..
Pin: & Nickel: ....
Nickel: He gets overly completive
Trophy: Hey shrimp you wanna have a sit up contest?
Nickel: sure..
Trophy: OKAY
Nickel: Let's go.
Trophy: okay!
Nickel: alright
Trophy: Alright!
Nickel: he's the absolute worst at telling stories.
Pickle: So my dad saw your video
Nickel: okay
Pickle: And he asked if you're making any money.
Nickel: okay?
Pickle: and I said "yeah probably".
Nickel: and?
Pickle: and that's it.
*DOOR SLAM*
Nickel: He constantly acts like he's "super cool".
Nickel: What are you doing?
Coiny, with sunglasses: Makin' people jealous.
Nickel: You realize you look stupid right?
Coiny: You still dab, what would you know about being cool?
Nickel: Spell the word anomaly.
Coiny: abnormally?
Nickel: anomaly.
Coiny: What's uhh-
Nickel: BRAINDEAD PEOPLE ARE SOOO COOOL!
Nickel: he reads things aloud as I type them.
Nickel: "10 Things I hate about-"
Fan: Fan.
Nickel: Yes, that's what it says Fan, you can read. Congratulations. YOU IDIOT!
Fan: *crying/laughing*
Nickel, still typing: Thing number One, he cries in the corner like a little B*** and can't take CRITISIM!
Nickel: He's a terrible actor.
Nickel: Balloon that was like, the fakest cry I think I've ever seen.
Balloon: I'm a good actor.
Nickel: Okay, go ahead and pretend you're crying right now.
Balloon: eaahhhhh
Nickel: No... Balloon, that's awful.
(I can't even type the noises Balloon's making into words)
Nickel: no
(still can't do it)
Nickel: That doesn't make it any better-
(you get the idea, Balloon doesn't sound like he's actually crying)
Nickel: Listen, I realize you're family. So i'm gonna try to put this gently.. get the f*** out of my room!
Nickel: They have no off switch. (literally)
Bot: Hey Nickel, Hey Nickel, hey Nickel. HEY NICKEL, NICKEL, HEY NICKEL! NICKEL-
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