"Hey guys it's Carl Azuz!!🤯🤯" I said as I proceeded to start off today's daily news for the students at Ben Dover High School. "Did you know that father cats will eat their babies?" I said with the enthusiasm of a toddler seeing a firetruck. I yawned, as I hadn't been able to sleep lately. That bald guy has been taunting me on every sponge commercial! "Clean..." I mumbled. Crap! I didn't mean to say that out loud!
