Mixed Perspective

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Carl Azuz was quaking in the footies of his onesie, hiding under a trailer of some inbred hillbilly family. "EY PETUNIA! I'S SPOTTED DINN'R!! 🤠" said a guy with 2 teeth, pulling out an AK47. "AY BOOBSHKA, I'S PROD OF YE FOR GETIN DINN'R!" Petunia squealed. "DIS WHY I MERIED YEW!!💍 " BOOBSHKA giggled. Mr. Clean was DRAGGED underneath the trailer by the hillbilly family and OMG THEY HAVE A BLUNDERBUSS GUN AND A AK47. Pointed right at his luscious bald head. Then all of a sudden he heard the squeal... "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Carl Azuz SQUEALED. "STAY AWAY FROM ME AND MY DOUBLE D's!!!!!!🫣🫣😓🫣😓🫣😥😰😥😓😰😓". "We got us dem wrigglers, Petunia!" BOOBSHKA said, ravenously. "Mabeh thye wrigglers can wriggle theyself indo deez ropes!!🤔🤔😯😯" she squeaked. Carl Azuz says politely, "Oh sure ma'am no problem. Need help bald stuff?" "Yes sir 🥴🥴🥴" Mr. Clean said intoxicatedly. Carl helps Mr. Clean wiggle into the ropes obliviously, and then get into the other rope as well.

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