imagine being on a date with Liam:
Liam- My middle name i-
me- I know
Liam- I grew up in-
me- I know
Liam- my mum and dad's names ar-
me- I know
Liam- but I-
me- I just know
Liam- ...ok then, tell me something about you then
me- well let's see, I know every little fact about you and your family, I spent my teenage years
obsessing over and stalking you and uh that's pretty much it!
Liam- ......
YOU ARE READING
One Direction IS An Infection: Jokes And Random Stuff
Random//WARNING: Does include a few carroty jokes on purpose\\ 1D jokes and random stuff. This will be a book full of One Direction Jokes and randomness, DIRECTIONERS ONLY!!!!! It's pretty cool... You should read it... Now maybe? Yeah, now!
