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Water Park

The group of male swimmers and Gou walked into the large water park.

Makoto: Okay, so, first, our meeting place is going to be the main plaza.

Everyone else: Got it.

Makoto: Second, everyone must travel with someone... Someone you know, right, Haru.

Haru: *crosses arms* That was one time... Besides, the dude said he had an humongous pool that I could swim in.

Everyone else: Okay.

Makoto: Third-

Nagisa: How many rules are there going to be! F*dolphin noise* this sh*dolphin noise* Come on Rei! Let's set this place on fire! *grabs Rei's hand and runs off*

Makoto: N-Nagisa, get back here!

Nagisa: Not a chance!

Makoto: Haru, can you do something! ... Haru? ... Haru?!

Meanwhile, in a lazy river far away...

Haru: *Swimming* Thinking: Life is like a hurricane. Here in, Duckburg.

Makoto: Looks like it's just you and me, Gou... Gou?

Meanwhile, at the life guards watch tower...

Gou: *Spotting pairs of random guys with binoculars* And, and those two over there hate each other, but they also f*dolphin noise* each other. And those guys over there love each other , but they don't do it enough because the uke plays too much with the seme!

Makoto: I guess... I really am alone.

???: *Waves* Makoto!

Makoto: *turns around* Oh... Hey... you?

???: It's Nitori. *walks over*

Makoto: Are you with someone?

Nitori: Rin, of coarse! What about you?

Makoto: Well, I'm with Haru, Nagisa, Haru, Rei, Haru, Gou, Haru, and Haru.

Nitori: You said Haru's name five times.

Makoto: So... That's not weird, right?

Nitori: Um... sure.

Makoto: Any way... where is Rin?

Nitori: I lost him at one of the water slides... He really hates heights.

Makoto: That's too bad... Do you think he's at one of the wave pools?

Nitori: Could be there... But who knows...

Mean while in a corner in the main plaza...

Rin: *sob sob* Stupid water ride...

Makoto: I guess we can go have fun on our own! Thinking: Maybe Haru will get jealous and come after me! Just like in that amazingly awesome manga!

Nitori: Sure! Thinking: We can find Rin... and maybe his wet towel as well. I want that towel... Rin's towel. Rin's Wet towel. Rin's WET AND USED towel.

The two then go and have as much fun as they can without their boyfriends.

Makoto and Nitori: He's not my boyfriend!

Lifeam: Oh shut it! You know you love the magesticness of Haru, Makoto! And you know you love the fabulousness of Rin, Nitori! Face it: You are both the girl-boyfriends of these men and you need to except it! Especially in 50% Off! Makoto... I actually take that back... you could b both boyfriend and girlfriend material. ;)

Nitori: You suck... I-I just respect Rin... is all...

Makoto: Boyfriend and girlfriend material? I like the sound of that...

Nitori: The f*dolphin noise*?!

Makoto: It's better than being bottom all of the time.

Nitori: Weren't we supposed to be having fun at the water park?!

Lifeam: Hehehe~

Nitori and Makoto: The f*dolphin noise*? O.O"""

Lifeam: I run this story b*dolphin noises*es! *Flies into the sunset*

Nitori: O.O"

Makoto: O.O" Whatever... Now back to our water park adven-

The end for now!

Makoto: Hey! You cut me-

Th end for now!

Makoto: What the h-

The end for now!

Nitori: That is kind of rude...

Lifeam: Sorry...

Makoto: You didn't cut him o-

The end for now!

Makoto: Forget y-

The end for now!

Makoto: Forget it!

Lifeam: I didn't cut you off that time! :D

Makoto: You're right... Thank y-

THE END FOR NOW!

Makoto: *pouts* Forget you!

Lifeam: *laughs but eventually comforts* Love ya bro~

Makoto: I'm okay... And love ya t-

THE END FOR NOWWWWW!

Makoto: GOSH DANG IT!!!

Lifeam: Run I've pissed off Mama! *Runs*

Eery one else: *Runs too*