This is what happens when you give me access to ✨AI✨

𝓢𝓲𝓧 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 [𝓛𝔂𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓼]

IMPORTANT: This book won't be updated until I get back from my trip in April so I'm updating two or three chapters :)

"write the lyrics to ex wives"

Verse 1: Catherine of Aragon

I was the first of Henry's wives

And the only one to wear his crown (What?)

A true princess, I brought power and might

To England's royal house

Chorus: Ex-Wives

Divorced, beheaded, died

Divorced, beheaded, survived (Is it bad that I hear this as the Horrible Histories version?)

Verse 2: Anne Boleyn

I was the second, but not the last (Obviously, he had SIX WIVES)

Married to the king, I thought it'd last (Haha NOPE)

But he wanted a son, and I gave him none

So he had me beheaded, I'm gone

Chorus: Ex-Wives

Divorced, beheaded, died

Divorced, beheaded, survived

Verse 3: Jane Seymour

I was the third, I gave him a son 

But I died soon after, my work was done

I was the only one he truly loved

And for me, his heart was moved (Yeah, no shit)

Chorus: Ex-Wives

Divorced, beheaded, died

Divorced, beheaded, survived

Verse 4: Anne of Cleves

I was the fourth, a German bride (FROM SPAIN TO FRANCE TO GERMANY)

But when he saw me, he changed his mind

He said I was ugly, and he wanted out

But I got a good settlement, so no need to pout

Chorus: Ex-Wives

Divorced, beheaded, died

Divorced, beheaded, survived

Verse 5: Catherine Howard

I was the fifth, young and naive (bby KitKat)

But I couldn't resist, I had to deceive

I had affairs, and he found out (SHE WAS INNOCENT OKAY ITS CUNTPEPER'S FAULT)

So he had me beheaded, without a doubt

Chorus: Ex-Wives

Divorced, beheaded, died

Divorced, beheaded, survived (Yeah it still sounds like the horrible histories song)

Verse 6: Catherine Parr

I was the last, and the luckiest

I outlived him, and I must confess

I married again, and lived a full life (Yeah to Thomtwat Seymour)

But I'll always be remembered, as Henry's wife

Chorus: Ex-Wives

Divorced, beheaded, died

Divorced, beheaded, survived

Outro:

Divorced, beheaded, died

Divorced, beheaded, survived

Divorced, beheaded, died

Divorced, beheaded, survived

So there you go. 

Ex-Wives but not Ex-Wives.