The first years all decided to have a sleepover at Ramshackle because everyone except Sebek was sick of their Housewardens. Sebek just got dragged along because Lilia wanted him to make friends. "So, what do you all want to do first?" Yuu asked, already preparing safety measures to make sure nobody dies when chaos ensues. Deuce just pulled out an Uno deck. Yuu's eyes widened and immediately excused themselves to do some groceries before they end up responsible for murder.
". . . We need to study for finals-" Jack reminded. Sebek nodded in agreement,
"Well, you two can go study, we're playing!" Ace stated.
Jack and Sebek just rolled their eyes. They set up their studying supplies in a near by corner and cast a barrier spell because with this group, all precautions are absolutely necessary and you will die without any.
Ace, Deuce, Epel and Yuu all sat in a circle and dealt out cards. The game was extremely tame at first. . . Until Epel pulled out his + 4 card on Ace. "I- Epel, why me?!" Ace asked,
"Because you were the person after me?" Ace sighed and used his own + 4 card on Deuce, who immediately slammed down his + 2 card. The stakes were high as who used up all their + 4 cards and + 2 cards, would end up having to draw 32 cards. That unlucky person was Deuce. Ace and Epel just watched as Deuce begrudgingly started to pick up and count 32 cards, "Just take the whole deck-" Ace pointed out. Epel nodded in agreement and Deuce scowled. The game continued as normal, with occasional screaming matches (That happened once every five minutes) and everyone bullying each other whenever they got the chance. Finally, after the third time the game basically reset, everyone decided to call it quits.
"So. . . Epel, is your housewarden still on your case at all?" Deuce asked. Epel nodded,
"Oh yeah, all the time." He stood up, grabbed a hand mirror and dramatically sat down on the nearby sofa, "Epel, keep your wrist at a 90 degree angle while sipping your tea. Also, you're not sitting properly! You do not cross your legs when sitting down to eat. You cross your ankles or put your legs to the side!" Ace and Deuce were rolling around on the floor with laughter,
"That sounds just like him-" Deuce pointed out.
"I've just had to live with him and put up with him for that long. What about your housewarden?" Ace immediately stood up, flattened his hair and pushed Epel off the couch,
"Rule number 443 states that if the Friday falls on the thirteenth, the dorm must be covered in salt! Why is there a whole corner that's not salted?! It seems like people clearly don't value their heads here!" Deuce nodded along with the impression. It was exactly like Riddle, Ace even went through the trouble of changing his voice to suit him.
Yuu walked back into the dorm, "So. . . I brought watermelon. I just need to go drop off a couple papers for Crowley, so I'll be leaving. DO NOT do anything stupid during those mere ten minutes I'm gone!" With that, Yuu walked back out the door with a stack of papers. They were practically sprinting because they seriously didn't trust those first years in their dorm unsupervised. It was already nerve-wracking enough leaving them alone while they had grocery shopping to do, so why did they have to abandon them once more?
Ace immediately slammed the door closed and took all the pillows he could find. He also grabbed all the blankets he could as well as all the rubber bands he could get his hands on. Deuce and Epel immediately knew what was going on and ran to help. Jack and Sebek looked up from their homework, "What are those degenerates up to now?" Sebek asked. Jack sighed,
"I have no idea what it is, but it can't be good. Let's just continue to work on homework so we don't get dragged into. . . Whatever that is-" He suggested.
Eventually the pillow fort was built and the watermelon was placed on a table near the fort. The trio of Ace, Deuce and Epel each took turns placing a rubber band on the watermelon, eventually putting enough pressure that it slowly started to break the rind. It got to the point that the trio was busy denomically screaming every time it was their time to place the rubber band on the watermelon. "HOW HAS IT NOT SPLIT YET?!" Deuce asked as he quickly placed his elastic on the fruit, quickly sprinting back to the pillow fort and practically diving into said fort.
"I don't know, just be glad it didn't explode on your turn?" Epel asked. Another denomic screech was heard as Ace dove back into the tent,
"Yes! It didn't explode!" He shouted. Epel gulped and slowly walked out of the tent, practically hiding behind a pillow. He quickly placed another elastic on the watermelon and immediately slid on the floor to get back to the tent. The denomic screeching resumed, causing Jack and Sebek to look up,
"Isn't that watermelon going to explode if they keep doing that?" Jack asked. Sebek sighed,
"Why am I not surprised that these incompetent fools would try something as ill-advised as this?"
"So, anyways, you got y= 126 for question 29, right?"
"Correct!"
The door abruptly opened, however, nobody paid attention and continued to do whatever they were doing before. The trio continued screaming and finally, the watermelon exploded all over the room. They all used pillows as shields and even forced Deuce to go in front of them to protect themselves even more. The new arrivals at the door used a magical barrier to deflect any pieces of watermelon that was near by,
"So. . . Ace, Deuce, would one of you like to explain why there's watermelon everywhere?" One of the new arrivals asked. The single braincell duo gulped and poked their heads out of the tent when they recognized the voice. Out of all of the people who could walk through that door, it just had to be Riddle? "Write a 25,000 word apology and deliver it to the Ramshackle prefect by the end of the week." With that, Riddle walked away, leaving one more new arrival standing at the door,
"Epel, what did I say about exhibiting manners and conducting yourself properly?" He asked. Epel gulped and eventually exited the tent. The universe hated him. Why did his housewarden just HAVE to show up?
"You told me not to cause any trouble. . . And then went on a ten minute lecture about manners, I spaced ou- I mean, never mind."
"It seems you still have a lot to learn, once you come back to the dorm, you will be taking lessons with me until I deem you're behaving appropriately." With that, Vil walked away.
The trio just sighed and rolled their eyes, "We should just call it a night. . ." Deuce pointed out. The other two nodded in agreement, not wanting to anger their dormleaders once more. The three set up their sleeping bags and went to sleep. (Not before Ace put Deuce's hand in warm water and started drawing some. . . Indecent pictures on Epel's face)
Sebek and Jack just kind of sat there awkwardly, "Serves them right. Those fools shouldn't have done something like that in the first place." Sebek pointed out. Jack nodded and the two resumed their homework. Eventually, Yuu came back and was not too pleased to see watermelon juice splattered everywhere,
"I JUST LEFT FOR TEN TO FIFTEEN MINUTES?!"
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