A/n: To celebrate the end of the school year, I thought I'd write down some quotes that were said at my school. However, these were all strangely in character of Twisted Wonderland Characters?? There's a lot of Pomefiore in here because they are my favourite dorm and I can't control my bias T_T In this one, I will say there are some slightly "suggestive" quotes. They're more like innocent statements but people take them a different way. Also, please don't ask why there are so many quotes relating to pants, that's a question I can't answer. Also, some of these quotes came from @Scarthora1280 and @22microwave so big shout outs to them. Micro actually supplied me with some of these quotes and wrote down some of these so I could remember them so thank you for that <3))
Jade: Wait, who's shorter?
Riddle: Lilia!
Lilia: Me!
Jade: Nono, I'm talking about without Riddle's heels-
Kalim: Ah! Sorry!
*Jamil was in the process of tying his shoes when the ball hits him in the head*
Jamil: You know, next time specify if the ball's going over my head or into my head-
Floyd: *Dramatically flopping over in the middle of the doorway-*
Riddle: No corpses in the classroom!
Jade: He's not in the classroom
Riddle: No corpses in the hallway!
Jade: He's not in the hallway either-
Riddle:. . . No corpses in the doorway!
Jade: Took you long enough-
Epel: The others are making me read a script *Pulls out an apple*
Epel: *Doing math* So, I could get some help, or, I can suffer in silence-
Vil passing by: Oh? So which one are you choosing
Epel: . . . Suffer in silence-
Cater: You're into short, feisty men?!?!
Trey: No, I'm not-
Cater: Then. . . Do you like femboys????
Riddle: Ugh! I hate that mushroom man, I want to kill him-
Trein: *Looking disturbed* Your homework, please?
Vil: I'm folding my hair!
Epel: . . . What?
Vil: I'm folding my hair so it's nice and smooth and silky and luscious!
*The Octavinelle trio was holding an auction for people*
Jamil: . . . The teacher's just sitting at the desk and not doing anything-
Crewel: This is my life, I'm used to this.
Cater: You were red after the proposal
Ace: I was not!
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