Divorced parents check

The start of it all

Mick: I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE YOU COREY WHY WOULD YOU TAKE OUR DAUGHTER TO A STRIP CLUB

corey taylor: SHE NEEDS TO LEARN YOUNG YOU FUCKING BITCH ASS CUNT

Mick: SHES FIVE SHE DOESNT NEED TO FUCKING LEARN YOUNG YOU FUCKING BALED HEADED FREAK

corey taylor: DONT YOU BRING MY FUCKING SKELETON HEAD INTO THIS YOU BITCH!!

*David Bowie sadly plays in the background*

Mick: I CANT BELIEVE YOU, YOUR THE WORST DAD EVER YOU WERE MORE WORST THAN MY DAD

Corey taylor: OH MY GOD CAN YOU JUST PICK YOUR STUPID DAUGHTER UP I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF ITS MG WEEKEND OR NOT JUST TAKE A FUCKING KID IM SO SICK OF HER

Mick: NO ITS YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND PLUS THE OTHER TWO WEEKS. Also I WANNA TALK ABOUT THE NIGHT YOU GOT DRUNK COREY TAYLOR

corey taylor: NO ITS MY WEEK FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS YOU HAVE HER ALL OF THE MONTHS I GET GET TWO DAYS EACH MONTH ALSO YOU NEED TOO PAY YOUR FUCKING CHILD SUPPORT! AND THERE IS NO BEED TO TALK ABOUT WHEN I WAS DRUNK

Mick: OH YES WE DO WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GET SO DRUNK TO THE POINT WHERE YOU BROUGHT HOME TEN GIRLS AND HAD SEX WITH ALL OF THEM HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN YOU FUCKING MAN WHORE

corey taylor: ITS NOT MY FAULT I GET BITCHES AND YOU DONT YOU LOSER THOES GIRLS ALL WANTED TO SCREW ME. ALSO YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CALL ME A "MAN WHORE" LOOK AG YOURSELF YOU LITTLE SLUT YOU LITERALLY WALK AROUND RHE STREETS IN SKIRTS THAT ARE RHE SIZE OF A BELT AND THE SMALLEST FUCKING SHIRT TO EVER EXIST DINT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE THONGS!

Mick: YOU LITERALLY GAVE MY DAD STDS ALONG WITH THE TEN GIRLS HOW THE FUCK DOES SOMEONE DO THAT

corey taylor: I HAVE FUCKING CHLAMYDIA OKAY

Mick: NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR CHLAMYDIA YOU HOE

Corey taylor: CAN YOU JUST TAKE YOUR FUCKING DAUGHTER BEFORE I KILL BOTH OF YOU WE ARE IN AMERICA I CAN GET AN AR50 IN THE FUCKING GAS STATION FOT LIKE 35$

Mick: YOU KEEP YOUR DAUGHTER OR ILL TAKE YOU TO COURT BITCH

Corey taylor: Fine I guess i'll see you in court!

Mick: wait, corey there's something i need to tell you-