Divorced parents check

Supprise?

Corey taylor: what, what is it this time thats so important?

Mick: I- i i'm pregnant...

Corey taylor: NOT WITH MY FUCKING BABY YOUR NOT

Mick: She is yours.. I went back to the last time we had sex and it's the exact date of when she was conceived..

Corey taylor: I can't believe this I didn't even want the first child let alone another one!