I woke up seeing macau cuddling me, I tried to push him but he just won't budge. I sighed at the fact I can't get out of bed " HONG KONG?! YOU AWAKE" "YES YOU BLOODY WANKER" I yelled at South Korea, the 'k-pop kid' my phone buzzed so I picked it up, 'Singapore' why the hell is he calling? I clicked on the call button
Hk-Hong Kong sg-Singapore
Sg- YOU FINALLY PICKED UP MY CALL
hk- what do you mean-
Sg - you never answered me for a month!
Hk- so I was in god damn protests for a month!?
Sg- huh protests
Hk- *bang in the background*
Sg- HONG KONG!?
Sg-HONG KONG YOU THERE?!
hk- ............
sg- HELL-
I threw my phone on the bed, "YOU BLOODY BIT" 「我不可以過來嗎？」( can't I come in? ) "NOT BANGING INTO OUR ROOM" "awww I want to picture of you and macau.......oh well" Taiwan whined as he left
Sg- YOU THER-
Hk - YES YES NOW STOP SCREAMING YOU BLOODY WANKER!
Sg - you sound like our father bro
Hk - your also British
Sg - I'm not you bloody-
Macau - mo
Mo - huh?
Singapore pov
Mo- huh?
I heard macaus voice
Hk- GET OFF ME YOU BLOODY WANKER
Sg- what-
Mo-YOU ARE THE ONE WHO BE GETTING OFF , ERRAR
Hk - NAH YOUR THE ONE WHOSE GOING TO , BLOODY ARSEHOLE
"What's so loud?" Malaysia yawned, "dunno what's going on in the end of the other line." I simply replied
Mo - OH NÃO HONG KONG! VOCÊ- (OH HELL NO HONG KONG! YOU-)
Sg - ENOUGH!
hk - not scary
Sg - DO YOU WANT ME TO GET TO YOUR ASS BEATEN UP
hk - yes please.....
" wtf happened here?" Philippines asked "GET ME AN AXE" "wha-" " I SAID GET ME AN AXE"
Phill quickly threw an axe to me as I ran out of the house
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Macau pov
I heard some banging noise near the window, Hong Kong yelled " YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NATION, YOU DUFFER" " QUE PORRA HONG KONG- OH NÃO " (WHAT THE FUCK HONG KONG- OH HELL NO) I screamed but Hong Kong has jump out off the window . 「發生咗嘢事？」(what happened) asked the ching Chong "HONG KONG PULOU DA PORRA DA JANELA" (HONG KONG JUMPED OFF THE FUCKING WINDOW) I screamed " language.......oh my god not again" "what do you mean?"
Meanwhile in the god damn floor
Britain pov
Why is my children is so god damn stupid "both of you stop" "HELL NAH YOU BLOODY WANKER"
