OH MY GOD! AM I DREAMING! THIS IS LITERALLY FRANCE!
When leaving my flight, every body left before me, but I took my time to get off the plane, because only I know how to speak French, making me superior to them...
Upon arrival, I was expecting somebody to be waiting out for me, so why isn't there anybody??
I told myself that I'll probably meet a cute à French boy who's going to have a crush on me because I'm American!
As I went out the gate, I saw a cute blond frenchie, so why not shoot my shot?
"Bonjour Monsieur, voulez vous m'embrassez ?" *Hello Sir, do you want to kiss me? *
"Dégage, ricaine de merde ! " *GET away from me, you shit American!! * He said before pushing me onto the ground!
Everybody turned around to look at where did DES loud thud come from. This is so embarrassing right now.
"OH la la, ça va madame ? " *Oh my god, are you okay ma'am? * said a girl around the age of 23.
"Oh thanks, I'm alright, nothing much! " I answered, knowing that my butt hurt like hell.
"My name is Lucile, I'm assuming you're American right? " She said while looking curiously at me
*If she was French, why isn't she wearing red lipstick and a beret?*
