When I was 5, I met a man.
His name was John Pork. He was 17 and ate apples on a daily basis.
He always called me, even on the toilet.
Eventually, we got married as a happy couple.
Our friends described us as the "perfect couple".
And they weren't wrong.
Until one day,
everything changed.
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The Reason Why I Am Gay
RomanceIf you had 5 apples and 2 of them gave birth, how many abortions would happen? The answer? 2.
