(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)

C.H.E.R.U.B

Inside of Y/N's house the sound of an alarm rang out disturbing Y/N from his peaceful slumber. He slammed his fist on the alarm silencing it while he groaned and held his head suffering from his hangover.

Y/N: Urghhhhh fuck my heads killing me.

Carnage: Morning Y/N.

Y/N: Morning carnage.

Carnage: How are ya feeling? You drank a shit ton of booze last night I'm suprised that your liver didn't collapse.

Y/N: Yeah what happened last night anyway? I can't renemember a damn thing.

Carnage: Well you drank 2 bottles of vodka you couldn't even walk and loona had to drive you back home Oh and speaking of loona you got so drunk you seduced her and bought her to your home and fucked her like a wild animal.

Y/N: Woah woah hold up me and loona had sex?!

Y/N felt something brush by his legs and Y/N removes the blanket to see loona sleeping on his chest completely naked. The hellhound rubbed her eyes and sat up and yawned.

Loona: Mmmmmm is it time to get up already?

Y/N: L-loona?

Loona: Morning Y/N how are you feeling after our fun last night?

Y/N: I-im alright I suppose but did you and me have-

Loona: Sex? Yep and it was the best night of my life it got rid of all the stress that I got from dealing with blitzo.

Y/N: Well I'm uhhhhh glad I helped but did we at least use protection?

Loona: Don't worry you put a condom on so no you didn't knock me up.

Y/N: Phew thank god imagine trying to explain to blitzo that I got you pregnant.

Loona: (giggles) He'd lose his shit oh and Y/N one more thing-

Loona grabbed Y/N's head and pulled him into a kiss. Y/N was shocked but quickly fell into it and sat loona on his lap while the two continued to make out. After a minute the two separate from the kiss due to need of oxygen.

Loona: You have no idea how long I've waited to do that.

Y/N: That kiss was amazing loona so guess you and me are a thing now?

Loona: Hehe come on you ask me that after we kissed and had sex?

Y/N: Hahah yeah that was a stupid question wasn't it?

Loona: I love you Y/N.

Y/N: I love you too loona.

Carnage: (it's about fucking time Y/N....about fucking time)

Timeskip

The two lovers finnaly reached thier workplace and walked in to find a massive hole in the wall with moxxie stuck underneath the rubble. Eddie was helping millie in freeing her husband and blitzo was talking to someone that looked like a cartoon villain.

Y/N: What the fuck did we just walk into?

Blitzo: Loona Y/N there you are where were you last night I was worried for you loonie.

Loona: I was at Y/N's house figured I could hang out at his place didn't want to walk around the town at night all alone.

Blitzo: Wait you slept at Y/N's house? (Glares at Y/N) You two didn't do any fucking did you?

Y/N: No of course not blitz I would never screw your daughter I ain't that type of guy.

Loona rolls her eyes affectionately while blitzo breaths a sigh relief.